About iscari0t / Valis Iscari0t  

Left-handed dreamer; opportunistic mischief-maker. Optimistic realist; subversive romantic. I pull espresso shots, play video games, watch movies, lead a warcraft guild named Ascended, and make fun of people. I cherish creation through destruction and I envy creation through patience. I'm too political for my own good, but not motivated enough to start a movement. I'm nicer than I tend to admit, adore snails more than is healthy, and find people who talk during movies obnoxious (unless the point of the movie is mockery).

I gravitate naturally toward those interested in late-night bike rides, downing end-game bosses, all-night Mario Kart-a-thons, and a good debate from time to time. I enjoy the Finer Things In Life, but at the same time, I get down and dirty with the rest of 'em, because none of that stuff really matters.

I was once INFP; I have since become INFJ. Oh well.

I'm not what you expect - pretty much guaranteed.

Also - I will rock your fucking world.