I'm John.
Not the only John, but a John.
I have no eccentricities. None.
Since you ask, my buddy icon really is me, but I'm not hideously deformed, nor am I mangled in Photoshop -- I am looking through a sheet of ice pulled out of the Oxford canal near Napton.
I'm Male and Taken.
http://www.hartnup.net
Leamington Spa, United Kingdom