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I'm a 28 year-old Father of two in Colorado Springs. My son (age 5) and daughter (age 1.5) are my entertainment, my life and all that other crap that too-proud parents spout.

Things I know:

The Truffle-Shuffle is NEVER a good way to win a girl's heart. NEVER.
In any other circumstance, Truffle Shuffle is a right sexy display of manliness.
I am an Omnivore.
I despise reality TV. Just like you.
I voted Nader. Twice.
I like the night life. I like to boogie.
President Bush would be a damn good drinking buddy.
And I would NEVER let one of my drinking buddies try to run the country.
Catholicism was not for me. BLECH!
Puddin' Pops and pretty much any other food-on-a-stick IS for me. YUUUMMMMM!
Aside from The Simpsons, television is a waste of time.
I like girls.
Some girls like me too. That ROCKS.