I own a chinchilla
I only shop at Trader Joe's.
I have really long fingers, yet I don't play the piano.
I listen to NPR constantly - Leonard Lopate owns.
I have a modest collection of two dollar bills.
I have an small obsession with Brasil.
I want to learn to play the banjo (like my Grandfather) and the keytar.
I dance like a gay man from the 80's.
I used to own a Volvo until it got towed because New Jersey has a propensity for Swedish cars from the 80's.

I once kicked the Pope in the fucking elbow and he got mad. Afterwards, he forgave me, as was the tradition at the time. But, now that he's dead I feel really bad that I pissed on his toliet seat and ate all his chips.

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    UrbanDorothy says:

    "This boy is a shutter maniac. I love that he takes photos of EVERYTHING in order to provoke thoughts and raise social awareness ;) I love being invited in to see little snippets of your life, cause it makes me feel like we hang out more than we actually do in reality. I feel like I am writing a yearbook entry. 'Tis the season, I guess. "LYLAS HOFLAND" mister Linn."

    11th May, 2007

Joined:
September 2005
Hometown:
Long Beach, CA
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