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Derek the Great and his stories of Greatness, Life and Everything for Children of 18+

Story 1: Derek the Great and the mosquitos
Once, there was Derek and he's great so everyone calls him Derek the Great. Once, there were mosquitos, and they were very irritating. And Derek the Great said "die, mosquitos, die". And the mosquitos died.

Story 2: Derek the Great and his fun lecture theatre
Once Derek was in his lecture. There were students and lecturer. Everybody was sad, unhappy and sleepy. Derek said "Let there be fun". Students started to jump around. Some danced, some sang, some couldn't dance and couldn't sing started to shout. The lecturer couldn't talk and kept laughing over and over again. There was a lot of fun. And everybody was happy again.

Story 3: Derek the Great and his pocketful of dumbness
Once Derek had a pocketful of dumbness. Everyone talked about his pocket. Then they became so jealous. They went to see Derek and said: "Let us have your pocketful of dumbness". Derek said "Shall be it.". So everyone now has their pockets full of dumbness.

Story 4: Derek the Great and how love comes to this world
Once there was Derek the Great. There were also boys and girls. But one thing is missing from this world. Love. The world is full of boys, girls, sadness and despair. So Derek said: "Let there be love". And the boys started to love one another. And the girls started to love one another. The world is full of love and happiness after that.

Story 5: Derek the Great and Women's strength
Once there was Derek the Great. There were men and women. Men have strength. Women have nothing. They felt unequal. Women went to Derek and said, “Women and Men are not equal”. Derek the Great said “talk, Women, talk”. Women started to talk and never want to stop. Men and Women are now equal and live happily ever after.

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