Danielle Velterelle's photostream  

Hello, I'm Danielle and I live in the North-East of England. I like taking photos of everything I love; my friends, family, home, fun times backstage with my band and other things that make me feel HAPPY or SEXY.

I work as a photographer at nightclubs and gigs. I don't care much for tiny dicked male photographers polishing their unneccesary lenses with their jizz-rags. You don't need that 3000 pound lens. Your photos have no soul.

I LOVE anyone who sits at home taking photos of the beautiful junk that they have rescued from charity shops, stupid crap their kids and animals do, or any other smile-generating images that will fend off the dark times just by glancing upon them for a second or two.

I despise 'street photographers' who use Flickr to encourage the mocking the people they photograph. You are cowards. One day a street photographer will get a photo of you, lurking in the shadows,using your spare hand to alternate between gently cupping your bollocks and firmly pinching your nipples, thinking of all the comments you'll get for this classic shot of a fat woman eating a burger, and how it'll ease the pain of your lonely, terrible existence.

I use my trusty Canon 20d which can also be used as a lethal weapon in the event of a mugging, and my Diana Mini 35mm camera, which no self-respecting mugger would bother stealing because it looks like a toy.

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