About madcoolninjas / Mary

I hate mushy fruit and food that explodes when you bite into it (tomatoes, blueberries, etc.). I'm from Arizona, born and raised, but I'm going to college in California. I never know what to say when asked to describe myself. I prefer dark chocolate to all other kinds. I wear big weird sunglasses. I use big words. I own too many umbrellas. My hair is three colors at once. I love peppermint mochas and gingerbread lattes. I am Helen of Troy (the hug hobo). I live for breakfast for dinner night in Wilbur Dining.