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Testimonials...

Ross was always there whenever the state of the world got to me. I'll never forget when he talked me out of kicking the crap out of a begger -Mahatma Gandhi.

Truely the only sane voice left on this planet - Charles manson.

I used to think he was just another crackpot until i woke up one morning and he was sitting at the end of my bed with a gun in his hand and a strange smile on his face, since then I've went out my way to be nice to him - George W Bush.

A really good shag, the things he can do with his tongue would make any woman, dead or alive, have multiple orgasms -Claudia Schiffer

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I'm the kind of guy who'll give anything a try twice.
I'm always joking.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
I Like music, reading, writing, movies, taking part in random killings (I did warn you about the joking thing.)
I'm single because my ex broke my heart. BITCH! But I'm not bitter. WHORE! I HOPE YOU DIE! (once more with the joke thing.)
I'd like to kick the living shit out of most politicians. (No joke.)
I'd like world peace.
I'd like a sandwich.
I'd like to see every starbucks coffee house ripped down.
I think that Bill Hicks is the funniest man that ever lived.
I think Richard Pryor was a close second.
I think Pee Wee Herman deserves an ass cancer so large kids can use it as a piniata.
I know that seeing someone fall on their ass is funny.
I know that falling on your ass isn't.
I know that this is the difference between comedy and tragedy.