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I was in a place like this once. Sri Lanka, or formerly Surlan. It was about 3 in the morning and we were looking for 100 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So Jeff Bet popped his head around the corner and mentioned there's a little candy shop on the edge of town. So we go. And it's closed. So there's me, Keith Moon and David Crosby breaking into this little candy shop, right? Now instead of a guard dog they got this great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace. But the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business really, but we got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show!