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I'm an overworked and sarcastic (winner of several 'most sarcastic' awards) student/cynic/IT professional hailing form South Jersey. I JUST graduated from Drexel University earning both a BS and an MS in Information Systems.

Having only recently taken up residence in the Pacific Northwest, I'm excited to explore the sights, sounds, and all that good stuff. My many years in NJ will make adjusting to this new area a bit tough, but I'm liking everything so far.

Cheese is the greatest food on the planet, and I'm certain that someone HAS died thinking "I wish I had spent more time in the office."

My sense of humor is fueled from a seemingly endless bank of useless knowledge which makes for highly obscure references, and is enhanced by my celebrated ability to prey on the stupidity of others. I'm brutally honest, and consider that an appealing trait in others. The best conversation is a good heated argument or debate and apathetic people with few opinions bore me.