kingofthenerds' photostream  

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kingofthenerds is a prize† winning amateur photographer and professional computer geek.

Common side effects of kingofthenerds include itchy rashes, full body hair loss, projectile vomiting, gigantic eyeball, the condition known as 'hot-dog fingers', seeing the dead, bone liquefaction, and possession by the Prince of Darkness

Some facts about me, some of these are fake
- At our wedding reception our first dance was to the Pogues song "Dirty Old Town"
- I have smuggled cheese across international borders
- I am personally responsible for an annual ritual at a major Canadian university.
-I have a morbid fear of grapefruit

My photostream is a GIF pastie free zone, please don't be offended if I delete your comment or invitation, it's not you it's the fugly graphic you used.

Thank's to flickr stats, a selection of the best searches used to find my photos:

pimp my tractor
free photos of open jail cell doors
tommy gun
baby chimps
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raw materials that mcdonalds are using
forgery tools
lawn tractor races
professional inseminator
decorated cupcakes

† Tim Horton's "Roll up the Rim to Win" prizes in 2007, 2008 and 2009