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I am a professional businessman and entrepreneur. I can most definitely kill you in seconds too as I am a deadly trained ninja.

I like music a lot and I have a billion tunes from my CD collection in iTunes. I just bought a new 60 Gigawatt iPod which I’m stoked on, I have about 600 CD Albums in there.

I also plan to redistribute some of these 60 Gigawatts to make a flux capacitor. I will attach this to my DeLorean and of course travel back/forward in time when I hit 88mph…

This of course all depends on whether I can get some fucking Plutonium from the Lybians.

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Vancouver, Canada

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Hometown: I'd go for Liverpool/Vancouver
Occupation: Ninja Monkey Boy
Interests: photography, digital video, karate, skateboarding, interneck, graffiti, interweb, tinternet, screaming, shouting stamping feet, kicking, poking, gouging
Favorite Books & Authors: thrasher, slap, transworld, wu cheng en - "monkey", umberto eco
Favorite Movies, Stars & Directors: skate videos, skate dvds, star wars, grosse pointe blank, the grudge, zoolander, saw I + 2 but not 3. taladega nights yo.
Favorite Music & Artists: hardcore, electro, punk, rap/hip-hop types. transplants, tiger army, turbonegro, immortal technique, psycho logical family, wu-tang, notorious b.i.g., tupac.