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  ask_andrericardo says:

  "Album ZD is a hot mess!
  
  Crazy like all get out!
  
  (Or, should I say, I’m a hot mess for subscribing?)
  
  I had no idea what I got myself into, actually. It all started some time back when I had a drink with Album ZD and his beautiful wife in a pub in England, while on vacation. We had a hearty conversation over some ale and fish and chips. We wondered how could we make this world a better place. For me, it was to start a multi-media company, for ZD it was showing women how beautiful they are.
  
  This is where my problem began.
  
  Not a day goes by when I’m not approached by someone who wants to know how they can get on Album ZD’s photostream. When is Album ZD going to post? How can I get Album ZD’s autograph? On and on. How much does he charge to take photographs? Can he make me look 10 years younger, I know one of his models and she don't look that good in real life!
  
  I get these nagging questions over and over and over again. Not a day goes by when it doesn’t happen.
  
  I’m pestered in the supermarket, “Aren’t you a friend of Album ZD?” Sitting in the back of a crowded bus, old men and women (and, we’re talking Miami Beach “old”) making their way from the front of the bus, pushing the people standing in the aisle, stepping on bunions in the process, walking sticks and hearing aids in tow, “Young man, where in the world is Album ZD? When’s he gonna post again? It’s been awhile. What’s the matter with him?”
  
  At the Ft. Lauderdale Airport, a stewardess—who was waiting on a different customer—shoved my agent aside to ask, “Can you please tell Album ZD that I’m interested in hiring him to take some photos?”
  
  Walking out of a pizzeria in Manhattan, with the steamy slice of pizza in my mouth, I get a frantic email from Barack Obama. “Andre, how long do we have to wait for Album ZD? Can’t we negotiate something? “ I was fed up. I was pissed. I was tired of that shit! Album ZD this! Album ZD that. I said, Look, Mr. President, with all due respect, I’m up to here with Album ZD! I can’t do anything with him. He’s a lost cause. Mr. President, it gets so bad I have to dress up in disguise in order to get my mail. And, sometimes that doesn’t work. You have to forgive those crazy Brit’s. What do you expect from a country that produced Henry VIII, Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair? Obama told me, “You’ve got a point there. Well, keep me abreast.”
  
  ***** **********
  
  In all seriousness, Album ZD is a human being. And, a kind, warm gentleman that I know only from our humorous exchanges over the past several months.
  
  What you see…what you get, I should say... with his photostream is a man who’s intimately interested in seeing the best in people. Women, that is.
  
  Ordinarily, it’s considered to be in poor taste to like or to judge anyone—favorably or otherwise—by personal appearance alone. That may not be the case in *all* situations. It may be better to have a favorable view of someone based on a very superficial (not to mention, distant) meeting than to have made an acquaintance and be totally disappointed or angered.
  
  Another thing. Some may find nudity to be offensive. If that’s the case, there’s no argument to dissuade you from moving on. No problem.
  
  However, I’ve never met a human being whom doesn’t like the fact that someone thinks that they’re attractive. That kind of validation is priceless. When looking at these paid, personal portraits of Album ZD’s customers, please bear in this in mind."

  12th September, 2011

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