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This is not me.

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I'm 38 and I live with my wife and kids in Atlanta. I do programming and statistical modeling.
Photos of Alan Jordan (1)
Alan Jordan's favorite photos from other Flickr members (1,346)
Contacts (393)
Groups (50)
- Insect Macro Photography 289,461 photos, 22,958 members
- Macro Awards (Invite Only!) 40,207 photos, 11,534 members
- ATLANTA PHOTOGRAPHERS GUILD - Next Meeting March 6 @ Elliott St 48,031 photos, 2,615 members
- Macro Marvels (Invite only) Post 1 Comment 2 65,082 photos, 10,810 members
- *Nature* (2 Comments/Photo W/Code) - SWEEPER ACTIVE!! 319,222 photos, 23,443 members
- Color Macro, Micro,Close Up Perspectives 2,040 photos, 199 members
- The Group in search of a name and meaning Group 3,693 photos, 118 members
- The Comics Group 29,580 photos, 3,554 members
- Manga and Comic Creators 4,861 photos, 1,417 members
- Toy Stories 38,305 photos, 1,543 members
- The Secret Life of Toys 249,425 photos, 18,851 members
- Creative Photo Group_ BASIC (P1-C3) 453,464 photos, 29,179 members
- Life in Plastic 59,127 photos, 1,765 members
- * GreatManipulART * 3,394 photos, 169 members
- Peruvian Images (History & Culture) NO B/W- P1-C3 18,362 photos, 1,045 members
- Only bLu 9,932 photos, 1,362 members
- Clever & Creative Captures 128,060 photos, 4,841 members
- Atlanta Photo Strollers 3,341 photos, 632 members
- CITRIT,Best of yours! / Invited shots only/comment 2 / 299,222 photos, 30,175 members
- flickr*holic 34 photos, 11 members
- **WORK with PHOTOSHOP** (1 Post / 2 Comments) 33,064 photos, 2,386 members
- Noise and Dust Through The Viewfinder 212 photos, 4,287 members
- Technique 208 photos, 16,289 members
- Macro World (:: Post 1, comment on any 3! ::) 58,653 photos, 9,801 members
- Super Picks Of Five Star Photographers ! Invited only/comment 3 1,401 photos, 1,060 members
- Al's Discount Sanitarium 228 photos, 16 members
- ~LMAO~ Animal Shot Award! Invited Photos Only! 6,114 photos, 2,977 members
- Photomatix 314,097 photos, 17,775 members
- HDR Extremes 52,092 photos, 2,198 members
- HDR from a single RAW 44,959 photos, 8,708 members
- HDR Rides 17,335 photos, 3,519 members
- ► AbAnDoNmEnT / AbAnDoNo (New buddyicon!!) 65,065 photos, 2,977 members
- HDR Perú 1,688 photos, 299 members
- HDR 716,604 photos, 83,300 members
- Best of Cats (Invited Photos only) - VOTE FOR BEST OF JANUARY 62,322 photos, 19,747 members
- Escher's Droste Print Gallery 1,938 photos, 1,078 members
- 1-2-3 HDR (Post 1 - Comment 2 - View 3) 57,437 photos, 5,555 members
- Kris Kros Contacts 123,868 photos, 3,923 members
- HDR Surreal 7,160 photos, 528 members
- 1-2-3 424,476 photos, 16,069 members
- Peru Flickr 24,010 photos, 849 members
- The Sound I Saw 1,777 photos, 133 members
- Stuck in Customs' Brilliant Cabal - My Cool and Clever Friends 95,519 photos, 4,030 members
- HDR Unlimited 326,342 photos, 13,600 members
- How To HDR 29,082 photos, 2,622 members
- Frauds on Flickr 9 photos, 73 members
- Nature HDR 14,724 photos, 1,580 members
- 3-2-1 157,982 photos, 6,019 members
- Motivate yourselves.. 1,720 photos, 265 members
- Atlanta 38,465 photos, 3,381 members
Testimonials (12)
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nadjaa says:
"thank you Alan! your "grammar correction" notes & comments really brighten up my day ^_^ you're the nicest person ever."
12th June, 2008
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criS - Garota CaRIOca says:
"Oi Alan!!!
acho que chegou a minha vez!!!
hehe
Alan, além de voce ser um excelente contador de historias
é um grande amigo aqui do flickr...
Sabe aquelas pessoas que você gosta de cara???
Pois é !!!
Ele é o cara!!!
:)"14th March, 2008
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.PolloPatagonico. says:
"Alan is the Michael Jordan in HDR skills, what more can I say? his work talks for me."
13th March, 2008
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maryaben says:
"Alan tiene amigos flickeros en todas partes del mundo, también en un pueblo tan pequeño como el mío, por eso quiero escribirle este testimonio:
Alanen argazkiak bost axola zaizkit. Benetan nire kontaktua da ezagutzen dudan estatubatuar bakarra delako eta imaginatzen dut hain herri "txikian" ia biztanle guztiak ezagunak izango direla eta agian Brad Pitt aurkeztuko dit.
Ez, benetan Alanen lanak gustatzen zaizkit bereziki bere HDR batzuk eta uste dut bere lanaren aniztasunak bere benetako pertsonalitatea isladatzen duela."21st January, 2008
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WayneWho? says:
"WHAT can I say about AlanDude? Alan is a true gentle man, a true gentleman, and a fairground full of colour and surprises. His very unique perspective on life and the love for his family and friends is truly inspiring. I am honoured to call Alan a friend."
15th November, 2006
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alvazora says:
"The Alan's world amazed me at the moment I came in.
His photos are full of life, joy and beauty.
His stories every time make me smiling!
His eye catches fantastic moments!
I'm happy to have a friend like Alan, he really inspires me to be myself!
You keep me opening my Martian side, Alan :) thank you!
Take care, Alvie ;)"27th July, 2006
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WomanChild says:
"Oh, Alan!!!
I start my morning laughing at what Alan's come up with most recently. His playful witticism never fails to put a smile on my face.
Did you see his set A Day In The Life? And Bunnies Behaving Badly? You must!
Thank you, Alan, for being such a bright spot!"29th May, 2006
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W.i.l.l.i.e. says:
"If you don't know Alan, you are missing a lot!
His comments can be anywhere from hilarious to pure sarcasm, his pictures/stories will drive you crazy.
So, beware of this guy or... have the pleasure to be his friend"17th May, 2006
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silviothemilvio says:
"Alan Jordan has one of the most unusual and distorded face on the planet. One day while we were having a grimace contest at my place with a few other friends, Alan came over to surpsise us and instead of presenting himself at the door he stayed outside and smooshed his face against my beautiful rose window. We heard a growl and when we turned around to look, we saw the most repusilve thing staring at us.
That was, in fact, a marvellous grimace which was beaming at that moment through the aperture in the rose window. After all the pentagonal, hexagonal, and whimsical faces, which had succeeded each other at that hole without realizing the ideal of the grotesque which our imaginations, excited by the orgy, had constructed, nothing less was needed to win our suffrages than the sublime grimace which had just dazzled the assembly. Master Why Not Studios himself applauded, and WillieNQN, who had been among the competitors (and God knows what intensity of ugliness his visage could attain), confessed himself conquered: I will do the same. I shall not try to give the Flickr users an idea of that tetrahedral nose, that horseshoe mouth; that little left eye obstructed with a red, bushy, bristling eyebrow, while the right eye disappeared entirely beneath an enormous wart; of those teeth in disarray, broken here and there, like the embattled parapet of a fortress; of that callous lip, upon which one of these teeth encroached, like the tusk of an elephant; of that forked chin; and above all, of the expression spread over the whole; of that mixture of malice, amazement, and sadness. Let the Flickr users dream of this whole, if he can!
Look inside, see for yourself! But you can't say I didn't warn you!"28th April, 2006
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LouisCypher says:
"Some think Alan as a modern day Oscar Wilde, some think he's a modern day Scarlet Pimpernel. Others think he's ex CIA/FBI, others think he's on the run from them. Many think he's completely crazy, a few think he's sane, but pretends to be crazy. I think he's all the above except maybe the Scarlet Pimpernel, he's not a dashing English aristocrat who risks his life to enter France and save innocents from the guillotine (but maybe in a previous life :). It's a pleasure to know him, as long as he's not on the run from the CIA/FBI then I don't know him, never heard of him, and don't wish too."
27th April, 2006
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Jumpin'Jack says:
"Alan is the first person here in Flickr that I didn't get to know and appreciate because of some picture in one group or another, neither because of some comments to my pics.
Instead I had read his comments to other people first and was very impressed by them. And some comments that actually made me write this testimonial, weren't about a photo at all. It was about much tougher questions about art and people involved in it and about it.
To make a long story short, I haven't heard such well ballanced or objective (if such thing as objectivity actually exists in real life) arguments in a very long time. I wish I knew more people with so much objectivity -- hell, I wish I would have the strength to be always like that myself... :-)
Oh, and one more thing: I love his De-motivators pics. :-)"27th March, 2006
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Meta-morphosis says:
"Alan, his stories and pictures bring magic back into my life again...and I remember what it was like to be a child......If I could reach up and hold a star for every time his stories have made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."
13th March, 2006
- Name:
- Alan Jordan
- Joined:
- January 2006
- Hometown:
- Atlanta
- Currently:
- Atlanta, USA
- I am:
- Male and Taken












