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As of this writing [which was a long time ago], which is probably thousands of years ago in internet-time [like I said], I don't have a digital camera [someday, we may be able to heat up frozen dinners in less than six minutes!]. So I have to hop uphill both ways barefoot through snow, ice, and upward-pointing spikes on my one leg to generate these images with nothing but a text editor and a terminal window [and the accumulated discoveries of giants who blazed trails before you? Naaah].

That very last part isn't a joke [assuming anyone laughed at it] -- the computer-generated images are made from nothing but my own C++ code [translation: you don't get laid]. No image editors [wow!], no Photoshop [hooray you!], no Gimp [may I have the privelige of licking your car mats?], not even any "environments" like Pure Data or Processing [gee, maybe we should elect you KING]. It's like that extra-special bread your grandmother baked, with all her love [you mean ego?] poured into every ingredient. If these images reflected any more of my naked soul, they'd be porn. [If this bio reflected any more of your sheer arrogance, you'd be Napoleon.]