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True origins about me are unknown, yet several rumors persist. One claims that I was begat by a union of stellar gasses in a distant galaxy. But the one most people believe that I was originally brought forth by an ancient clan of Cave Bears and Howler Monkeys. Not much is known about me except for these few facts:

I can transform into four types of monkeys and one type of shark.

I invented a shovel that has a built in ash tray and a place to keep a mashed potatoes warm.

I jump kicked Gargamel in the face and saved the Smurfs from being turned into Portobello mushrooms.

My favorite coffee mug has a picture of Bob Marley on it and says "Jamaican me crazy".