I dare you to sit next to me on this bus by Eli Juicy Jones


My name is Eli Juicy Jones, I'm not hot, I don't take great photos, I live in Seattle and I used to have a dog named Pinball. I love my camera, Science Fiction, Politics, Modern Fiction, Self-Help, Home Improvement, Porno Magazines, Religious Pamphlets, Cereal Boxes, Napalm Recipes, Wallet-sized Insurance Calendars, VCR Instructions, screaming in rage at the newspaper, beating the piss out of my Microsoft Windows Voodoo doll, and corn dogs.

You'll regret ever coming to this page, so you might as well add me as a contact. And don't trust the testimonials, I paid strangers to write them. Or I will later anyway once I meet some strangers.

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    conejohnson says:

    "Juicy is double blessed ==> talent _and_ status.

    ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸ ❤¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪

    (and besides, it's great fun following Eli on his life journey via all these photos!)

    from Cone
    (and yeah - they don't come any stranger than me...)"

    12th July, 2009

Name:
Eli Juicy Jones
Joined:
April 2007
Currently:
Seattle, USA
Occupation:
Office drone
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