Neil (the bearded one)'s photostream  

This person is not a petite, not unattractive but slightly bookish 24-year-old lingerie model from Lauterbrunnen, Canton Bern, Switzerland. This person is not interested in jogging, volleyball, reading fashion magazines and listening to the early hits of Take That. This person is not passionate about Afghan hounds, Russian cuisine, the novels of John Irving, and anything with Steven Seagal in it. This person is not planning to take a walking holiday in the swamps of the Amazon Basin some time in either late May or early June of 2010, funds (and pain from the prosthetic ear) permitting.