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I'm a mediocre amateur photographer and professional credit risk.

I welcome comments on my pictures, but you can stuff your crop suggestions up your arse. Thank you.

I feel inclined to blow my mind
Get hung up feed the ducks with a bun
They all come out to groove about
Be nice and have fun in the sun
Itchycoo Park
The Small Faces

Photos of Stevie-B (4)

Stevie-B's favorite photos from other Flickr members (94)

Contacts (279)

sbaracchina Sara
Mr Trajan Graham Reilly
just tiff Tiffany
burdhaus No real name given
glendabutred No real name given
daveish182 Dave
Lightmash Mahdi Abdulrazak
Trapac No real name given
Stephen Brace No real name given
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Fenn-o-rama! No real name given
ChrissyB1945 Christine Brace

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Photo Madness: Mazel Tov leesure, 2011 Photo Madness Champion! 283 photos, 219 members
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Pimp my Pixel: Summer '09 Edition - Sign up by friday 8am EST 33 photos, 48 members
Fun with SPAM 283 photos, 103 members
Expert Photographers 193 photos, 29 members
Spotlight Seven 320 photos, 946 members
Stems Galore! 49 photos, 28 members
Awesomely Shhexy Pouting Kiss-Lips 83 photos, 57 members
North Yorkshire 30,619 photos, 1,330 members
Hardcore Meat Photography 919 photos, 480 members
what the DUCK ??? 2,961 photos, 437 members
Edit Photo 692 photos, 301 members
Pregnant Naked Women: There is nothing wrong with them 491 photos, 1,696 members
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Raelians Rulez 2,340 photos, 467 members
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fuck 9 photos, 37 members
The Knights Templar 512 photos, 123 members
Square Images of A Single Color 2,203 photos, 239 members
We'd love to have this added to the group 118 photos, 50 members
Farm Pictures 2,022 photos, 156 members
Life On The Farm 13,489 photos, 1,236 members
The Star of Caleb 690 photos, 37 members
50 MILLION MISSING: A CAMPAIGN AGAINST INDIA'S FEMALE GENOCIDE 16,671 photos, 2,429 members
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Utata. 9 photos, 9 members
LAST SUPPER 98 photos, 67 members
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Police Cars 33,463 photos, 1,973 members
12 months 394 photos, 123 members
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Testimonials (45)

Mr Aristæus says:

"Stevie says he wants to keep bees.
I support and encourage this worthwhile endeavor!
I'm Mr A and I approved this message."

11th March, 2009
grumbledog says:

"Years go at boarding school Stevie convinced me that it would be a fine idea to hide a badger in the Headmaster's croquet closet. Despite losing an eye, I think it was the most splendid moment of my boyhood, and I don't blame Stevie at all for not being able to attend the Expulsion Committee meeting. A football match indeed takes precedence over such trivial matters. Nor do I blame him for the collapse of my first marriage. If it hadn't been him it just would have been some other bloke, and I'm thankful that he exposed Claudette as the slattern she was. He's a good egg, Stevie is, and if he borrows a tenner from time to time and forgets to pay me back, it's only because he needs to buy more film."

16th August, 2008
mr peanut says:

"hello"

31st May, 2008
Chiacchierona says:

"Best admin EVAH!"

4th January, 2008
bluest_girl says:

""Stevie-B hasn't blocked me yet.""

10th November, 2007
xooorx says:

"Hi Stevie-B

Just a quick line to let you know how I am getting on with the memory foam mattress I ordered from Bedworld. In my case it has definitely been a worthwhile investment as I now get a more comfortable night's sleep and don't wake up with the early morning stiffness that is so familiar to arthritis sufferers. I'm sure that the fact that the mattress retains/increases ones body heat plays a big part in ensuring that I'm not in so much pain when I wake up and have no I hesitation in recommending memory foam mattresses and pillows to arthritis sufferers.

Thanks again for all your assistance and advice in helping me decide which mattress to order.

Best wishes

xooorx"

9th November, 2007
Luzy Falluzy says:

"The other paddling duck was Little Gary but, unlike the lovely Steve, he couldn't walk on water."

3rd October, 2007
TrEjAcK says:

"Actually, Stevie-B has always scared the pee out of me. But he does play guitar, so he can't be all bad."

23rd August, 2007
just tiff says:

"I made a LOLDUCK for Mr. B once. He thusly forgot my name. I think I'm in love."

23rd July, 2007
Ice Nine says:

"Rumour has it Stevie-B was one of a paddling of ducks.

Whether this rumour is true or not, well time only will tell - but in the interim we all better just enjoy his wit and photographic skills. Both of which are surpassed. Somewhere."

22nd July, 2007
revertebrate says:

"Behold the duck.
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks.
It quacks.
It is specially fond
Of a puddle or pond.
When it dines or sups,
It bottoms ups.

(O. Nash)

Stevie is a pleasant fellow with a keen eye."

22nd July, 2007
Pacdog says:

"Stevie-B Has a eye for something I'm just having a hard time putting a finger on it...."

22nd July, 2007
Martino's doodles says:

"Without Stevie's rule we'd be stuck in extremes. Either eating our own excrement or painting each other toenails and crafting pasta jewellry (yawn).

Now for some cropping suggestions..."

22nd July, 2007
honey.huckabee says:

"Stevie-B rules with an iron fist, this I know. He also makes lovely LOLcat photos and has a duck fetish, which is pretty cool if you ask me."

22nd July, 2007
☻M€rcỲ☺ says:

"An adorable man into ducks. What more can I say?

Quack! :O)

I love him. (Just don't tell his lovely wife.)"

22nd July, 2007
Cody Pomeroy says:

"One time, I carried Stevie B's mother's groceries all the way home from the store.

You know why?

It was out of respect."

22nd July, 2007
calanan says:

"Partially Melted Ice Sculpture
Date: 2007-07-16, 10:58PM MDT

Made from animal free glacial water. We used this for my sister wives wedding last week and it is barely showing signs of melting. Perfect for a retirement party, or just make snow cones with this bad creation. I also have half of a wedding cake that I will through in.
Cheers!

* Location: West Jordan, UT
* it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

21st July, 2007
a suitable path says:

"Stevie-B means business... and while he welcomes comments on his pictures, you can stuff your crop suggestions up your arse. Thank you."

21st July, 2007
o! patric says:

"i left a crop suggestion once for stevie-b and i regret it to this day"

21st July, 2007
jakerome says:

"Stevie-B has shown a keen sense both of photography and as part of the shared dictatorship that is currently ruling the DMU. Although it is nearly certain that Dshalock's libertarian crusade will eventually replace the current regime and usher in an age of anarchy, Stevie-B is doing a good job holding things together until then."

21st July, 2007
slowburn♪ says:

"what's not to love about a guy who knows how to shoot a duck or a cat."

22nd July, 2007
'SeraphimC says:

"Stevie B is not to be trifled with. Ever. Seriously."

11th June, 2007
nytram ydnew says:

"Duck photographer, judge and barkeep and he excels at all three because he has a face that I trust."

30th May, 2007
Dreamtroll says:

"I dont recall anylonger the first photo I saw of Stevie-B work
but somhowe it grab my attension.
Since that I have gone through all hes pictures and
I have a great deal of them on my wall of favorits!
I am a great admirer of UK and its lovely people,
and Stevie-B, and hes picture from the lovely country side gives me great plesures!
I cant wait for him to go to the canal and shoot some narrowpictures too! (hint, hint)
Steevies respect for the English language and hes language use, is my best way to learn English!
I know Stevie-B to bee a brave and fair man!"

9th March, 2007
hampshiregirl says:

"I hereby certify that Stevie-B is a trilingual photographer as he mastered Duckish and Quackish in addition to his mother tongue. I met Stevie-B back when he worked as the UN officer for ducks. Stevie has an unquestionable ability to communicate with ducks and that's why all his duck pictures are such GREAT CAPTURES!"

4th March, 2007
Photomotion says:

"Stevie-B. What a swell bloke. I never met him personally but I think he must be from an island."

4th March, 2007
HE∀THCLIFF 'N C∀THY says:

"We enjoy Sir Stevie-B's commentary, especially when he lords over the DMU kangaroo court. He has a great sense of humor, and a perversely accurate sense of justice."

3rd March, 2007
swissrolli says:

"Birds, birds, birds. This is what attacted me to Stevie-B's photography. Not a tit in sight though... imagine my disappointment. Still, he is handy with a truncheon."

3rd March, 2007
01101001 01100001 01101110 says:

"I was so happy when Stevie-B won the award for Top Photographer in the county of Chumlingsworth back in 1927, Since then things have gone down hill, His camera equipment has was all stolen in the 50's and he is still saving up for a new camera. PLEASE send Stevie-B some money now."

3rd March, 2007
♥ Nat hamlin says:

"Just ducky!"

3rd February, 2007
Mister Phill says:

"The quintessential post-eccentric Englishman, Stevie-B's subtly neo-shamanic approach to photography and banter never fails to instill a quiet confidence in me that the ghouls and hobgoblins of modern life are still not winning outright. I am eternally grateful that he taught me how to drink Jaegermeister backwards whilst typing with my ankles."

15th December, 2006
♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

"I want Stevie B to goose me, but he can't get his mind off the ducks."

10th November, 2006
zombizi says:

"Like some demented Keith Harris, Stevie B is tormented that his fame originated through an animal he now loathes...try as he might with photographs of flowers and sheep, medieval brigands and modern day drunks, landscapes and crowdscapes, his name will forever be synonymous with the Duck.

I pity the man, and I suggest you do too."

11th October, 2006
Thomas Hawk says:

"Sometimes at the office they call him duck boy. Most would take offense at that. But not Stevie, he likes it."

2nd April, 2006
Big Vern - the original and best says:

"Some people say Stevie is all about drinking and ducks. I say 'what's wrong with that?'"

17th January, 2006
Menage a Moi says:

"Stevie-B's photography is big and clever. So's his drinking."

5th January, 2006
gladtoseeyourback / The Imp Returns says:

"A man after my own heart. Quack."

24th November, 2005
Pig Sty Avenue says:

"Don't be fooled, he's not all ducks."

23rd November, 2005
zombizi prime says:

"Stevie B has (as they say) an excellent eye. His portraiture is thoughtful, his landscapes beautifully composed.

Have a look through his stream and you will see classic shot after classic shot - I love "Babe", "Gab", "That's your mum, that is", and most of all the two Suki shots "1990" and "2004".

Then there is the matter of his obsession - easy to gloss over, but perhaps I could suggest that in this, his duckwork, he manfully ploughs on with an admirable singlemindedness, a pursuit of a vision of the Anatidae that whilst most of us cannot share, we can at least appreciate."

23rd November, 2005
Mr Normal says:

"Steve is a great lover of ducks. He drinks occasionally and had a motorcycle when he was sixteen. He's a mad nationalist bastard and probably kicks the homeless."

22nd November, 2005
.Zickie. says:

"Now this man knows what the flick he's doing with a camera! His portraits are second to none. If he cooked duck the way he took pictures of them, he'd have a Michelin four star duck restaurant that's would put Jamie Oliver to shame."

22nd November, 2005
Dshalock® the Libertarian Emperor of America says:

"Stevie-B is the man who introduced me to the extreamly addictive game of Mornington Crescent. A game that is simple to learn yet stunningly difficult to master. The duck pictures, and the wit and humor he brings to flickr are priceless. Now can I get a transfer to Waterloo Station please?"

22nd November, 2005
BigFrank says:

"Though he has a penchant for waterfowl, Steve has an excellent compositional flare and his fowl pictures are second only to Audobon himself."

22nd November, 2005
sexycorin says:

"Stevie won't give me any of his ducks. I don't know why, I'd treat them well and I make a lovely sticky glaze, so their skin would crisp up a treat.

I even said I'd invite him round for a bit of a nibble, but he declined.

Nevertheless, I love him dearly. The dear old duffer."

22nd November, 2005
Elinesca says:

"Stevie-B is someone you should watch. His portraits are superb! Besides, he's really into ducks. He warms our hearts with his genuine shots of this elegant bird. Being his contact is one of the highest honors you may ever be awarded. May his duckontar long live!"

22nd November, 2005