I am too silly for my own good.
My mood depends almost entirely on how the hockey game went. Sad, but true.
I rarely sleep, and mostly I just run on coffee and the sleep I get while on break at work.
I enjoy the little things in life, the silly day to day stuff is what makes me smile.
I talk too much, and laugh too often. Neither of those is a flaw.
Sarcasm? The highest, most hilarious kind of humour.
Sometimes I am witty, sometimes not.
I fall down a lot.
I like people that make me think. I like people that make me laugh.
I hate mornings. Unless I am still awake from the previous night I think mornings can fuck right off. Everyone says watching the sunrise is romantic. It is, but only if you are still awake.
I have never eaten chutney and not spilled it on my pants. Ever. Seriously.
I like beer.
I like gin. And whiskey. And white russians. And caesars.
I like dogs.
I don't really like cats, but I love my kitty to bits. She's dog like.
Sometimes I can't remember the word I am trying to say, and I say the wrong word. "Tooth string" instead of floss, "trash bucket" instead of garbage can, "washing bin" instead of laundry basket, etc. English is my first language.

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Joined:
November 2005
Currently:
Vancouver, BC
I am:
Female
Occupation:
Starbucks Whore
Website:
Umboula's Crap Shack