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Unfortunately I have no patience to do anything correctly or finish things on time.

Lover of pianos and Gardetto's Special Request Rye chips.

Lover of all dehydrated foods including but not limited to peaches, bananas, sweet corn and peas.

Lover of gaudy vintage fashion including Member's Only jackets.

Rockstar double sized energy drinks are the only things that get me out of bed in the mornings.....or afternoons.

A night owl by nature, I run on a 3:00pm to 4:00am schedule.

Messy and disorganized but I admire those who can keep things on track.

Artistic, Interpretive and Contemplative.

I like pin-thin people. I am not pin-thin.

If you are a kid that is under the age of 14 and are acting like your mother gave you 4 double sized Rockstar energy drinks this morning and screaming like there is an axe murderer on the loose in the neighborhood, stay out of my yard.

I'm a comic and impersonator.

If you're nice to me, I will be nice to you. Simple as that.