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  Wedge_ says:

  "A++++++++ FAST PAYMENT, VERY RELIABLE, TERRIFIC COMMUNICATION, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED... ONE OF EBAY'S FINEST ASSETS!!!"

  10th August, 2006

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  the quidnunc kid says:

  "Some people don't seem to think much about photography. Some people just grab a camera, take a few shots of their friends at a bar somewhere and upload the whole damn thing on flickr. They don't care about composition. They never think about light intensity, or what aperture settings they should use. That's why their photos SUCK ASS. But SuperMedusa? She's nothing like that, dude.
  
  Let me tell you how this chick takes a photo - she starts working on the whole thing even before she's picked up a camera. First she meditates for hours, trying to achieve a "zen" state wherein the photograph becomes a object directly revealed to her consciousness through the proper focussing of her Chi energy. How many of you goddam amateurs even think about focussing your goddam Chi energy? Huh? You fuckers probably think that's some kinda snack food or something.
  
  Next, she consults the zodiac, so that she knows whether it's an auspicious date for photographing her chosen subject. And dude, I've seen her blow off ten-thousand dollar photography gigs just because the zodiac wasn't cool about the whole thing. People were like, "Yo, here's ten thou, now take a picture of my horse" and she was all, "NOT UNTIL JUPITER IS IN THE HOUSE OF SCORPIO YOU FUCKING COCKMUNCHER".
  
  You know what she does then? Let me tell you - 'cos this is what separates the kick-ass photographers from the rest of you talentless assholes. She lightly anoints her subject matter with Jewish holy water. No shit, dude - she'll do anything to get the poor-photography demons out of her shot. You're probably thinking, "Fuck, the Jews have their own kinda holy water? Where can I pick some of that shit up?" - well motherfucker, if you really cared about your art you'd already know which Rabbis could hook you up.
  
  So the next time you buy yourself a fucking disposable camera from an airport duty free store because you want shots of your trip to fucking Idaho or wherever, spare a thought for the TRUE professionals, like SuperMedusa. Have you tried to buy a copy of the Koran and some Tibetan prayer-beads in an airport recently? These people are fucking committed, dude. You just have to take off your shoes to get on a plane, this chick gets cavity searched every two fucking weeks. WORD."

  1st June, 2006

Name:

Medusa Snakequeen

Joined:

November 2005

I am:

Female and Open

Website:

The Carolingian Empire