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Who are you?
Why are you here?
Are you stalking me?!



Alright, I'll tell you a few things about me, if you promise never to talk about them to me.

1) In my mind, I'm a better photographer then I actually am.
2) I would like to punch the next person that says "[blank] is the new black".
3) Those Baby on Board signs in people's cars make me want to ram into them with mine.
4) I hate visors. I don't feel I have to explain further.
5) Despite of my rage, I sometimes enjoy a chick flick.



While I have your attention...

• I think the person who first said the words 'mean people suck' must have been a sissy.

• 'Ring-tail-butt-monkey' sounds extremely funny if you say it more then 2 times. But the humor wears off after a dozen tries. No one knows why!

• A wise man once observed: A flute without a hole is not a flute, a donut with out a hole is a danish.