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I spend a lot of time thinking about:

whirrled peas, you know like the green soupy stuff. how to avoid vomiting or being near anyone else doing so or about to do so and the pain and mutilation I will rain down upon them if they do so near or on me or in my sight or hearing or path.

speculations about what really lives under my bed and in my closet and how I'm going to find the right sacrifice to appease them. kidding. really. (kinda)

you know, there quite a few shades of black. some of them even have distinctly different hues. doll designs. patterns for doll designs. ball joints and how to finangle an articulated mermaid tail. With teeth. a mermaid with teeth! sharp pointy teeth! and tentacles! how come nobody's made a mer-squid? a ball-jointed articulated mer-squid! With sharp pointy teeth! I THINK THAT WOULD BE THE COOLEST THING EVER.

and how do you manage equine anatomy when the damn thing has eight legs? polymer clay formulations. can PVC and PVA mix? What would happen if I burned that. or that? or that? peas or carrots?

trying to figure out if you just said what I thought you said because you don't look like a kinky librarian nun with a spaceship fetish to me. alien anatomy. alien reproduction. if an individual of an extraterrestrial species tried to mate with a human, would the situation be much like a human trying to mate with a pansy? is there a kink for pansy sex? has Dan Savage heard of this?

the whims of the Hivemind. how much cellphones are of the devil. how much tv is of the devil. how in league with the devil I am. walking. chattering inanely to myself. how I look chattering inanely to myself... ooh! shiney!