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BEE-BEEP. Or, if you don't speak fluent car horn: hello.

Aye, I'm a MINI. A Peter Vardy MINI in fancy dress, to be precise.

I'm meant to be a Hielan coo but I think I might look more like a Viking's taxi. Or remember The Magic Roundabout? I could be Dougal and Ermintrude's lovechild. On roller skates.

I'm just about to leave on a tour round Scotland. There was a detailed itinerary in my glove compartment. But it blew out of the window somewhere on the A68. So we'll be making things up as we go along.

I'll be driving myself, of course. But to make sure I don't frighten the locals, there'll be a (live) human in my driver's seat. To create the illusion that he's in charge at 70 mph, he won't be having a few beers and a fish supper at the wheel. And he won't be doing a crossword in the back seat.

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