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I'm 3 feet tall, furry, with a fine, bushy tail and a cock the size of a Burmese python. I was spawned from the black asshole of Satan himself, and have come to your world to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and get in a really long fistfight with Keith David. My goals are global domination and a financial empire that will make Halliburton look like the fucking amateurs they are. Along the way, I also intend to sodomize as many of you pathetic humans as possible. If you join in my crusade to destroy the world as you know it, giving me your patronage and support, I can promise you a quick death, and a place for your body at the top of the heap. That is all.