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Article 1:
A unit whose head section has been destroyed is disqualified.

Article 2:
A Gundam Fighter must never aim at the cockpit of an opponent's Gundam.


Article 3:
A Gundam Fighter may repair damage to his Gundam as often as he desires and move on to the championship league, as long as the head section has not been destroyed.


Article 4:
A Gundam Fighter must take responsibility for protecting his own Gundam.


Article 5:
A match shall only be held on a one-on-one basis.


Article 6:
A Gundam Fighter shall not taint the honor and dignity of the nation he is representing.


Article 7:
Earth is the ring.


Supplement
to Article 1:
Accidental harm inflicted on a Gundam Fighter during a match is acceptable.


Supplement to Article 7:
Destruction of property on Earth due to the Gundam Fight is not considered a crime.


I am a Gamer.


Hath not a Gamer eyes? hath not a Gamer hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a non-Gamer is?


If you frag us, do we not bleed? if you critically miss us, do we not laugh? if you camp us, do we not cry? and if you grief us, shall we not revenge?


Grif Batenhorst simultaneously defies and enforces quantum physics. I'm the mumbling in your head while you're crunching the numbers. I'm the apparitions, ticks, gut wrenching, suspicion and glee too. If im ever in luck to be taught by you, i’ll be in ur classroom, lurnin about sodium tetraborate pentahydrate porn. I'm the reason you rolled a nineteen for charisma, the cat's meow, your least favorite muse. Touch me and I'll touch you. Watch me and I'll watch you. You once tried to call me and the line was busy, but that was actually just me making busy signal noises with my mouth. Well i dont really have a phone anyway, but if you had called back I would have cooked you some pasta. What you're looking for right now is going to evade you untill you’re really worthy. If at first you dont succeed, call it version 1.0. Fish don't speak but squirrels do. Although they may talk to eachother. It all depends on your longitude. To own is to pwn. They blame Satan, I blame christianity for making ignorant white trash just that much more mentally unstable. I have to ask, when people say "Satan told me to do it," does anyone ask "WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO SATAN?" I mean, that's just a really bad idea. You should start from the beginning, and never ignore the prequels. I like minimalism, broken robots, macs, photography and the norwegian house. Now, yeah those might be cool for like 3 kids in a class but the rest of the class will just sit there and go.. wow u guys are lame. I like make believe vampires but the real ones scare me. I don't care too much for your boss and the fact that you're starting to resemble him. You should work on that. You'll find me to be very reasonable if you'd just give me a chance. You can paint me by numbers. You can tell me to your shrink. I would love to change the world, but they wont give me the source code. You can consume me up to three times daily but you shouldn't ever exceed twelve doses in a four day period, I would enjoy that, but only if you have a note from your mother. I definitely detest mom jokes. Seriously. I don't need to be reminded of what we resemble. I named myself after the current fuh-raze of civility you fucking noob. (not really though) I usually involve a variety of sciences running rampantly around my head. I think sideways motorcycle helmets are all the rage now that sideways trucker's hats are out. I am a live, fleshy human being attempting to recreate my thoughts in real life. I put out my own pictures. I even think in binary code. Im in the market for a telescope so i can make life changing discoverys. I strive for self worth and custom made slip n' slides to share with the community. I write under pseudonyms. I play for keeps. My grass is always greenest. My brain is unkempt, yet kempt. No one can prove the reverse either... ..