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Do you use an uploadr to upload to Flickr? You should use this one I made. It's almost certainly the best flickr uploadr ever.

Do you sell stuff online? You should use sellsimp.ly. I also made that.

I subscribe to the belief that nanotechnology, coupled with Moore's law and genetic engineering, will enable earthlings to attain immortality within 30 years. Unfortunately for me, I live life like this is fact.

A beanTown transplant, I'm now a Portlander, or an Oregonian, whatever they call themselves out here. I've assimilated (to the borg).

purchases | prints | hire
If you are interested in purchasing a print of an image, hiring me for a gig, adding a photo for your blog/website or would like to use any of my images for commercial purposes, please visit here and/or contact me at teso [at] christeso.com.

Thanks.

Imagination, the one weapon in the war against reality.

I also have one talented family:

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Contacts (255)

Jeff Bosworth No real name given
Amitabha! No real name given
MichelSansSoleil MIchael
ryantron. Ryan Ritchie
singing bowl No real name given
Jamey Pyles No real name given
flick flick trick thomas ludy
jameyerickson Jamey Erickson
Gary Randall No real name given
karmagroovy Karma Groovy
~carie~ No real name given
joel.hooks Joel Hooks

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U.S. National Parks 97,428 photos, 10,247 members
4hb 40 photos, 26 members
Maui-ed 68 photos, 5 members
Gardening 29,214 photos, 2,649 members
Avant-Garden 19,968 photos, 2,277 members
Creative Director in Advertising 2,775 photos, 624 members
Flickr Ideas 0 photos, 10,529 members
theGOOD Uploadr 92 photos, 59 members
Pitbulls are Family Dogs 13,590 photos, 1,715 members
Flickr API 771 photos, 10,567 members
Ann and Russ' Awesome Wedding! 232 photos, 29 members
SouthEast Portland 3,488 photos, 133 members
What is Portland? 443 photos, 42 members
Nosey Awards 25 photos, 43 members
Flickr Clock 4,063 photos, 2,783 members
Canon EOS 5D Mark II. 342,499 photos, 16,657 members
Wildlife & Nature Photography 14,680 photos, 403 members
Web Design 15,852 photos, 8,393 members
Home for the Holidays 21 photos, 10 members
I Shoot Film 1,792,680 photos, 70,730 members
reactive environments 40 photos, 13 members
Those Short Moments of Absolute Happiness 1,774 photos, 291 members
drawr 11 photos, 18 members
portland restaurant reviews - yummerdoodles.com 131 photos, 35 members
August Photo Challenge 181 photos, 11 members
Macromedia Flash 998 photos, 204 members
Generator.x: Generative strategies in art & design 10,054 photos, 1,474 members
Motion Graphics 4,293 photos, 1,513 members
Testimony 519 photos, 79 members
Reiley Photography 64 photos, 15 members
Portland 24,235 photos, 878 members
THE ROUNDUP 141 photos, 4 members
DOG EXPLOSION 2008 132 photos, 16 members
Portland Art & Architecture 4,252 photos, 347 members
National Geographic Wannabes 236,118 photos, 9,817 members
Awesome Aussie Pix 2,332 photos, 206 members
Vizsla Love 7,522 photos, 631 members
i heart portland 38,437 photos, 1,490 members
Polaroid 231,325 photos, 20,006 members
Extreme Street Photography (ESP) 4,963 photos, 14,875 members
HCSP (Hardcore Street Photography) 2,712 photos, 45,682 members
Travel beyond words 12,388 photos, 991 members
Polaroid Spectra 17,270 photos, 2,026 members
Landscape photography 304,423 photos, 17,424 members
art of landscape 1,999 photos, 13,740 members
Northwest Outdoors 75,843 photos, 2,611 members
pdx [portland] 134,777 photos, 4,988 members
Flickr Stitched 722 photos, 66 members
Bostonist 27,389 photos, 793 members
Oregon 99,290 photos, 3,659 members

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Testimonials (4)

wild table says:

"Chris was one of the first contacts I added when I joined Flickr, which is analogous to winning the jackpot your first time playing a slot machine. From the beginning, I have been impressed with his eye, fresh perspective, sense of humor, and uncanny ability to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary. He probably thinks I wrote some kind of crazy script that automatically faves his photos when he uploads them. Thanks for the inspiration and incredible photography!"

17th April, 2008
shoothead says:

"...one of only seven flickr photographers I have bookmarked..."

31st May, 2007
lisa teso says:

"i wanna testify!
can [you] get a witness? (i just sang that line.)
i'll be your witness, baby."

7th August, 2006
studionumber9 says:

"rules are for the unimaginitive. if i have taught him nothing, he has learned well.

man that's a good one... i hereby copyright and trademark all that shit (i better not see it in some damn fortune cookie)"

7th August, 2006