G-Wizz-Pix's photostream

Hello,

Thanks for stopping by my profile.

I have recently taken up photography again after an almost 30 year break! Don't know why I stopped; perhaps I thought I was no good, so just took family snaps. (Perhaps I was right about being no good, but with the prices of second hand film cameras so low at the moment, I thought it a good time to have another go. Besides, plenty of space for mediocrity on the Internet.)

My equipment consists almost entirely of film cameras. The only digital camera that I use is a 3.2MP auto-focus auto-exposure point and shoot.


Please do not invite me to 'Post x, comment x' type groups.



If I comment on your photographs, it is either because I like them or because you paid me enough according to the scale below.

I will normally only comment for free on photographs that move me to comment on them, so all my free comments are genuine and not motivated by a hope that you will comment on mine or a perceived obligation to reciprocate for your comments.

I never pay for comments so please don't ask as refusal may offend.

Generally speaking, if you find that I have added your photo to my Favourites, you should be well chuffed. That normally costs a lot.

Contact me to make payment to my Paypal Account for the following services:

Viewing your photo - £00.25 per photo. (A surcharge may be made depending on its level of mediocrity.)

Generic "Nice Photo" comments - £00.50 per comment.

Generic "Nice Photo" comment with another generic pleasantry - £01.00 per comment.

More detailed comment not exceeding 20 words - £02.50 per comment.

More detailed comment with specific reference to your photo (not exceeding 50 words) - £05.00 per comment.

More detailed comment tailored to your specific requirements - Contact me to discuss your requirements and my rates.

Favourites - £5.00 per photo. (A surcharge may be required for a crap photo.)

Notes added to photos - £03.00 per note.

The 'Deluxe Package' - A comment tailored to the photo, a note and a favourite. - £10.00 per comment.

Gifs - Plain gif - £2.50 per gif. Glittery - £5.00 per gif.

Insulting/derogatory/critical comments are half price at the moment!! Why not buy one for that 'special' contact?

I can also 'pimp' your photos in selected groups. Please contact me for my rates and to discuss your requirements.**

Fees and charges are waived for those who have been added to my Contact list, provided you at least occasionally comment on my photos. Otherwise, there is no point in you being in my Contacts, is there?

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** In case you had a sense of humour bypass, this is not a serious offer. I do not charge for comments etc.