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An artshole member of the New Bedlam Art Asylum group creating art for whoever wants it.
The result of a post death DNA genetic experiment I am the hybrid bastard love child of Keats, Byron, Shelly, Jim Morrison, Joe Strummer, Bob Marley, Shakespeare, Van Gogh, Michale Angelo, The Marquis De Sade, Jane Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe, Doris Stokes and Grace Kelly.
Born and then abandoned to the sewers of Paris where I fed at the teat of a huge black rat, I was rescued by a bloke with a big hump on his back who schooled me so that I passed the Oxford entrance exams where I rose to become Dean of the College. I then dropped out and lead a hippy comune, did drugs with the Rolling Stones chanted with the Indian Holy men and eventually quit the hedonistic life to become a hedge fund manager in Croydon where I then became institutionally labotomised and was admitted to the Bedlam Art Sylum where I now ply my trade for your delight.

I can be visited, warders permitting at www.apaininthearts.com visitors are asked to leave all pointy objects at the security hut.

I am willing to sell my creative soul at:
www.masonstorm.bigcartel.com/