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I
am
he
that;
beguiling you with my magniloquent oratory, artfully draws your attention away from the fact that, while you were distracted, has actually eaten all your cheesecake and pocketed several commemorative spoons from your sideboard whilst in plain sight.

You smile and shake my hand, even as I leave your house, wiping crumbs from the corners of my mouth, pockets jangling with booty. "What a nice person", you state to your wife afterwards. "Yes," she replies, "but why are you only wearing your underwear?"