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I’m just a lonely flickr newbie looking for friends. I have no communicable diseases (that I know of), though I can’t fully explain a few sores I have in my mouth and anus. Which reminds me, does anyone know of a good proctologist in the greater Des Moines area? I don’t actually live in Iowa, but I am going to a conference there, and I hear those ass-doctors of the Midwest are serious partiers. Did I mention I was just looking for friends? Besides, can you imagine tilting back a few drinks and hearing the stories that those guys and gals have to offer? How many times have they heard this phrase “Really, I have no idea how that got up there.” Or “It was a one-in-a-million shot Doc; I swear.” That would be big fun. I’m just saying.
Now… before you block me, let me hit you up with some knowledge (I know I’m clever and original). I plan on being truthful when it is bothersome. So if you have a nice ass, big norks, or a bulge in your pants that looks like Florida even when it’s limp, I’ll tell you. If you post shots of your baby, and the kid isn’t cute, I may tell you. If you let me tell you these things, I’ll probably start FMing you because it means you are way cool. I’m kind to my friends, which I interpret to mean that I will try to make you laugh through wildly inappropriate humor. You game?
Photos of tapper22 (132)
tapper22's favorite photos from other Flickr members (290)
Contacts (16)
Groups (6)
- Photo Madness Admin Lounge: Re-Opened for business! 0 photos, 13 members
- The Icebox: That's One Tough Cookie 7 photos, 981 members
- Photo Madness: 2012 Edition begins March 15th! 268 photos, 236 members
- Musically Challenged 1,879 photos, 405 members
- Wordless on Wednesday 2,064 photos, 368 members
- F64 Challenge: Game 42 - Final 4 Announced !! 3,704 photos, 905 members
Testimonials (4)
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Jakes_World says:
"He is the cutest potato I have ever met. so far.
and he can take a mean pic of his lovely wife.. and son.. and dog :)
Tapper is one cool dude!"8th May, 2011
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Paguma says:
"When he can get away from his chronic masturbation (which is not very often) he is actually quite a talented photographer. Tapper plays by nobody's rules but his own! Of course it turns out even his rules were nothing but pages upon pages of doodles, most of them phallic in nature. If you are easily offended you should probably steer clear of him. Heck, if you're easily offended you should steer clear of Flickr and most of the internet, although Disney.com might be safe. If you want to be around someone who will interject with thought provoking comments, sometimes even coherent ones then this is the contact for you. In fact, if you order now, we'll throw in an extra Slap Chop and a Graty. This is unbelievable folks, accept no substitutes!"
26th April, 2010
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favourite waste of time says:
"My doctor has advised me that being a diabetic I need to stay away from potatoes. It took much moral fortitude but I have successfully managed to pass on piles of mashed potatoes dripping with melted pools of butter, huge spoonfuls of scalloped potatoes with stringy cheese on top, plates of french fries with either ketchup or mayo, hashbrowns nudging scrambled eggs, twice baked jacket potatoes piled high with sour cream and bacon bits and a few other gourmet potato goodies. But I just can't stay away from the Spudster. Both he and his fo-toes rock my world. He shocks me while making me laugh. He is not afraid to be upstaged by children or animals and the things he can do with a chicken, well it has to be seen to be believed. His neighbours suspect he should be committed but I know better. No amount of therapy is ever going to help. I am proud (or really incredibly crazy) to call him a friend."
11th March, 2010
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Feeling Croppy says:
"Tapper is one of the funniest characters on flickr, and the best kisser. He is also a fantastic cook, an involved and caring father, loving to pets, a phenomenal teacher, cuddly and warm and smart and clever, he tiles floors and splits wood, he helps decorate the home and can fix anything, he's sexy as all get out, and occassionally he takes pictures. I love this potato with all my heart. xoxoox"
18th December, 2009
- Joined:
- February 2008
- I am:
- Male and Taken