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Testimonials (39)

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  delicious aloysius says:

  "i married him.
  
  so.
  
  
  there's that."

  17th May, 2009

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  crazyenglishmf says:

  "if you imagine a lightening bold straight up the ass and then multiply it by being set on fire six or seven times and square that by a jimi hendrix guitar guitar solo (ending in a burning guitar) then you would come close to the feelings i get when i think about the freebooter and jacktar of the highest caliber that is LH! LH has sailed all seven and captured more hearts and plundered more dark wet places than any man who has ever taken to the seas.
  
  Where LH begins the rest of us are just hairless spiders with no legs."

  5th September, 2008

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  Archie_Pix says:

  "I touch myself with the quality of his photos, and the talon of a long-dead ostrich."

  18th August, 2008

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  .McCarthy says:

  "A sheep in wolf's clothing."

  19th February, 2008

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  muskva says:

  "He doesn't do drugs.
  He is drugs."

  2nd February, 2008

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  BeccaG says:

  "EGG!"

  19th May, 2007

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  Mr Luke Harby says:

  "I've been grooming him for years.
  
  So far so good."

  6th February, 2007

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  maud-heart-seahorse says:

  "if this expedient-excrimenter is who i suppose, then i think he fascinates me...im not sure...."

  30th October, 2006

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  Tool Face says:

  "Would you dance,
  If I asked you to dance?
  Would you run,
  And never look back?
  Would you cry,
  If you saw me crying?
  And would you save my soul, tonight?
  
  Would you tremble,
  If I touched your lips?
  Would you laugh?
  Oh please tell me this.
  Now would you die,
  For the one you love?
  Hold me in your arms, tonight."

  13th September, 2006

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  Ice Nine says:

  "Poorusher is nothing like a Pukeko. Which is fortunate as their favourite habitat seems to be flat out on the road. I do believe however he, like the moon is made of green cheese and marmite.
  
  I would love to take him home and introduce him to our potplants as I believe they need more manure.
  
  No Pop! No Style!"

  14th July, 2006

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  Kaddy says:

  "I can't believe I've known Poo so long and not written him a testamonial."

  5th July, 2006

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  Annene von Durchgerockt says:

  "Children are fucking horrible: They're uncivilized, rampaging, smelly little ids with food-smeared faces and sticky hands. You can barely talk to them, you're not supposed to have sex with them, they can't hold their liquor, they generally don't make enough money to be of any use, they drive like retards and they can't dress for shit.
  
  Having said all that, poorusher is not technically a child, so you'll have to decide for yourself if any of these statements are relevant."

  28th June, 2006

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  squacco says:

  "He can call me a spigot any time he wants to, goddamit, I owe this glorious man my LIFE.
  
  Did I say my life? I meant my name. Ooops."

  25th June, 2006

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  ennuipartie says:

  "poorusher IS drugs, this much is true.
  regretfully, laxative isn't considered a party drug."

  11th June, 2006

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  maddog. says:

  "I spent hours on his website, trying to reach the top shelf.
  But then, there's not a lot else to do in here."

  8th May, 2006

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  unbound67 says:

  "Poo is such hot shit.
  Seriously.
  Others think they're hot shit, but he's the real deal."

  4th May, 2006

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  Nicole Richie says:

  "I would wipe your ass and burp you if you wanted me to. I love you bitch."

  27th April, 2006

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  Jahbuzz says:

  "24 Testimonials? Fuck that! I've only got like... hang on....
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ....like 6!!
  
  
  Right thats it! I'll not give ya another!!
  
  
  
  DOH!!"

  27th April, 2006

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  Amber LaStrega says:

  "I don't do drugs ... I do poo."

  18th March, 2006

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  betsymartian says:

  "I couldn't have hoped for a better man to father my unplanned child."

  14th March, 2006

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  ♥ shhexy corin ♥ says:

  "I'm sure I already wrote poorusher a testimonial. He probably deleted it in a hormonal strop. He gets like that sometimes... moody, irrational. I think he's probably a woman, with impressive facial hair and invisible norks.
  
  Either that or I didn't write him a thing, just fantasised about it. Yeah, I'm that kinky."

  11th March, 2006

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  Katie Malco says:

  "Luke is such a genius that I don't understand a word he says.
  But for some reason I still talk to him..."

  28th February, 2006

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  Lee Kay says:

  "I met Poorusher once on a night out in Northampton. He refused to believe I was Lee Kay and left, quite annoyed.
  
  I don't blame him."

  16th January, 2006

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  Dr Shipman says:

  "A true cock"

  8th December, 2005

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  cricketclaps says:

  "Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
  Ni Le Bien Qu`on M`a Fait, Ni Le Mal
  Tout Ca M`est Bien Egal
  Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
  C`est Paye, Balaye, Oublie, Je Me Fous Du Passe
  
  
  Avec Mes Souvenirs J`ai Allume Le Feu
  Mes Shagrins, Mes Plaisirs,
  Je N`ai Plus Besoin D`eux
  Balaye Les Amours Avec Leurs Tremolos
  Balaye Pour Toujours
  Je Reparas A Zero
  
  
  Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
  Ni Le Bien Qu`on M`a Fait, Ni Le Mal
  Tout Ca M`est Bien Egal
  Non, Rien De Rien, Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
  Car Ma Vie, Car Me Joies
  Aujourd`hui Ca Commence Avec Toi"

  5th December, 2005

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  blimpa says:

  "he was my first.
  
  
  i mean that we had anal sex."

  21st November, 2005

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  Russell In the Bushes says:

  "Ive known this guy for many years, theres two things that really amaze me about him.
  
  a, That he's never been beaten up.
  
  b, How many books he's got."

  31st October, 2005

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  munkybrain says:

  "i wouldnt give him house room."

  29th September, 2005

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  Berkatonic says:

  "Poorusher once asked me if i fancied a jewish sandwich. Imagine my surprise when he gave me falafel on rye. Though it was a kosher picnic!"

  25th August, 2005

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  Archie Pix says:

  "poorusher is a tortured genius.
  
  Visiting his site is like watching Dustin Hoffman's Rainman performance on mute for ten hours straight, whilst repeatly listening to the theme from Button Moon."

  20th July, 2005

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  Andy Grange says:

  "The shizzletronulatermeleriser.
  
  That's him."

  30th June, 2005

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  trudi_ says:

  "Calling Poorusher eccentric is like saying a banana is a bendy yellow fruit.
  Poorusher IS eccentricity incarnate.
  
  I once saw him eat some bacon. I didn't tell his Rabbi because Poo is nice and I want him to be my friend. To be fair, he did say it was too salty."

  1st June, 2005

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  MC shittin trunks says:

  "theres two types of people.
  
  the people who do like cheese and speed.
  
  and the people who ARE cheese and speed.
  
  he has no car.
  but will go far."

  9th March, 2005

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  Phil Sharp. says:

  "What can you say about Poorusher that hasn't already been said? well probably quite a lot, but i'm i'm going to say is: Fine Cheese."

  8th March, 2005

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  Hi! I'm Owen says:

  "Poo loves to party hard
  
  
  He never gets invited though"

  16th January, 2005

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  The Three Bears says:

  "I've never met stranger"

  9th December, 2004

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  bigdaddymerk says:

  "Poo loves sausage."

  24th October, 2004

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  George Pollard says:

  "Highly irresposible, with or without a camera."

  18th October, 2004

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  Mr-Wild says:

  "He's certainly breathing."

  18th October, 2004

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