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An underinformed and overhyped product of the American public school system, Mr. Blithe shuffles through the desolate wasteland that is modern existence with his hands thrust firmly in his pockets and his head cast down at his union-labor sneakers, harboring the vague notion that every other human being on the face of the earth is totally batshit fucking loco. Resembling nothing so much as a living, breathing Muppet sans those little rods in his wrists—and I guess with more articulation in his hands and maybe a slightly more expressive face also—he has opted to leave the country of his birth for a Life Experience involving the teaching of English in Japan, land of animated tentacle porn and space-age toilets. Mr. Blithe looks to the day when he will be able to make a living by writing about weird things and using way too many semicolons. He has been told—more than once!—that he has a voice like a cartoon character, which he can neither confirm nor deny.

Mr. Blithe’s hobbies include avoiding eye contact, consumable media, and catching strep throat from mosh pits.