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By strategically appying 1950s cold-storage ideals and gender polarities to a post-millennial worldline, messages in road art that point to the imminent departure of all Rapture Heads can (with enough Armagnac) be readily deciphered.

I'm a reference librarian--and this occupation continuously reminds me how little I know.

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Contacts (197)

Elizabeth Huey Elizabeth Huey
Peni Jo Peni Jo
Makaroni Leo Makarov
Cadillacs &... Jonathan McGhee
chupachups20102011 No real name given
mononukleoza Kamil Antosiewicz...
cosmicrebel Tinka Paulsen
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maben123 William Harpole
tushygalore66 Elissa Warmack
apenguinsjourneys Opus Penguin

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Wild West Pulp 1,947 photos, 60 members
Makeover's Anonymou's 74 photos, 16 members
Life Forms with Dictionaries & Sauruses 48 photos, 20 members
Corgi Books 369 photos, 87 members
(+: (+: (+: les frères ripolin :+) :+) :+) 2,411 photos, 166 members
My Kinda Country Music 1,497 photos, 75 members
Worst photo of YOU ever! 9 photos, 13 members
Accordéon / Boest an diaoul ...."boîte du diable" ! 3,718 photos, 340 members
the record collective. 29,828 photos, 1,069 members
Banjo 1,897 photos, 375 members
80s Revival 1,700 photos, 169 members
Vinyl Babes on the Phone 44 photos, 22 members
On The Phone. 84 photos, 39 members
It's the End of the World (as we know it) 2,641 photos, 447 members
Things that make you say "huh?" 296 photos, 36 members
The Return Of The Tetanus Rictus Grin 39 photos, 8 members
Vintage Jet Set 435 photos, 287 members
You Lounge While I Kneel [Vintage] 56 photos, 98 members
Wow that's a bad thumbnail. 828 photos, 113 members
Marguerite Patten-Frightening Food Images 125 photos, 157 members
Cats in Sinks 1,095 photos, 589 members
pictures of the television 5,287 photos, 616 members
televisions 428 photos, 154 members
Futurama-rama 132 photos, 112 members
The Fake Crow Club 122 photos, 44 members
Cigars 3,336 photos, 996 members
I Ate This 464,784 photos, 25,435 members
Found Photos 11,942 photos, 472 members
How Post-Modern Of You! 393 photos, 156 members
It was the best party ever ! 217 photos, 62 members
Wonderfully Hideous 962 photos, 145 members
Cha Cha Cha Records 109 photos, 23 members
Cowboy Outfits 3,975 photos, 709 members
That 80s Guy- That 80s Gal 617 photos, 131 members
Blue-Q Group 261 photos, 156 members
*Book Sniffers* 15,776 photos, 1,447 members
Witches! (because there's a little witch in every woman) 3,455 photos, 799 members
A Charlatan in Paris - French Kitsch and Retro Items 534 photos, 132 members
Coverpop 28 photos, 10 members
Sad chairs 1,416 photos, 268 members
World Dominating Instructions (WDI) 462 photos, 83 members
Vintage Modernism 1,334 photos, 270 members
Crime & Mystery Covers 10,466 photos, 272 members
sleeveface 4,128 photos, 2,512 members
Lovely 70s Girls 717 photos, 342 members
Black Style 401 photos, 195 members
Fragments From Found Images..also TV, Movie, & Comic Frames 1,031 photos, 283 members
yellow clothes 2,880 photos, 233 members
sci fi and fantasy art work 1,185 photos, 134 members
Tacky Christianity 344 photos, 109 members

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Testimonials (6)

rj.tempest. says:

"I'm still waiting for the money for my dry cleaning bills....the number of trousers I have ruined laughing at Pastors comments, you wouldn't believe it.
This man has no shame."

8th May, 2009
addadada says:

"The absolutely biting comments make it a treat to visit PASTORFUTURE's incredibly vast collections of tasteless album covers! (For those who have not tried, it is VERY difficult to photograph a phonograph cover!) PASTORFUTURE photographs the photos them perfectly and professionally! A fun time assured..."

23rd January, 2009
flamenconut says:

"Wickedly funny remarks, and superbly entertaining wordsmithery. Join the irreverent banter, but be warned;- you may cut yourself!"

26th December, 2008
lamb.cannon says:

"i merely want to restate the obvious, that the 'apres le deluge' faux-nimrod who calls himself "lambcannon" is nothing more than a ridiculous facade for a sub-intellectual coward and pansy who hides behind digital fantasy, afraid to show himself for what he is: a bland, nerdy stereotype of a human being, if in fact he does exist (or did at one time).

Having said that, he categorically denies any relationship with any entity that refers to itself as 'pastorfuture', whether cross-dressing or sublimation of the true subtext through irony is involved. Suffice it to say, if you have bothered reading this far, you yourself have a lot to answer for.

That's pretty much all there is to say about this here now right there. Please do not respond with "yore ignrt" or "ahm gettin muh gun" or "ahm goin upside your head"--we'll know exactly who you are then and will send a severe electrical shock through your known IP address straight to your inferior brain via your keyboard. Just look at the weird people in their funny religion hats and get over it."

8th September, 2008
lambcannon says:

"Regarding my soi-disant 'relationship' with the alleged human being 'pastor future', the consensus is 'it takes one to know one' (or at the very least 'put up with one')."

14th February, 2007
phoebeofthesea says:

"In times of personal crisis or even during a simple occurrence of temporal dislocation, The Pastor has "been there" for me in a limitless variety of simultaneous ways. Understanding and elucidation that surpass the 'hum' of lesser humans are the Pastor's trademark. Wander not the labyrinth's coil without solace or illumination.
Consult Pastor Future and comprehend your Infinite Self."

28th June, 2006