Walter Mondale's Frozen Pizza

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About Walter Mondale's Frozen Pizza

Welcome to Walter Mondale's Frozen Pizza (WMFP). You have taken your first step into a slightly bigger world.

The aim of this group is total world domination. All members of this elite organization have sworn a blood oath to former Vice-President and criminal mastermind Walter Mondale, who is the leader of this rogue association of smugglers, thieves, arsonists and assassins.

Commander Mondale conducts his operations from a top-secret, heavily-fortified bunker located INSIDE AN ACTIVE VOLCANO! From the comfort of an advanced computerized throne, Mondale issues commands to rob banks, blow up hospitals and oil-refineries, counterfeit money, and smuggle hashish, all at the push of a button. It is a little-known fact that Walter Mondale had both of his arms replaced with powerful bionic arms, capable of snapping a bowling pin in half! As you can see, Mondale is determined to take over the entire planet...and now you can be part of the ACTION!

Members are invited to wear orange sweat pants, a white sleeveless t-shirt, and some sort of helmet, preferably a WWI-era German helmet with a spike, or some kind of colorful motorcycle helmet. This is the official uniform of WMFP and will make you easily identifiable to other WMFP members. This uniform allows for maximum visibility and may keep hunters from accidentally blowing your head off.

All members are also encouraged to keep a framed 8x10 photograph of our Leader in a prominent place in their homes, we recommend atop the piano or above the fireplace. Feel free to build a shrine. And remember, January 5 is Walter's birthday, and he likes to see folks get rip-roaring drunk in honor of the occasion. And if you missed it this year, get drunk this very minute! Those are Walter's orders!

Membership in this (somewhat) select group also allows the use of this pool to post your favorite pictures. Everything is allowed, and we are especially seeking pictures of ninjas on jet-skis or dirt-bikes.



Walter Mondale's Frozen Pizza...Let's take over the world. Together.




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