Vomitata

About Vomitata

VOMITATA is a vomitorium, in the traditional sense. A toilet bowl. THIS is a place to throw up. Cough your guts up. Cry for help. Be smelly. Pass out. Collapse. Stink. Groan. Puke some more, or surrender to the vomit. We talk about vomit a lot, naturally. We try to vomit. Some of us are sick, some are just sickened, others want to clear their guts, some are trying to, but just dry wretch instead.

We're all about doing things with our vomit. We have a site, ongoing projects, swap chunks and share a lot of very interesting chatter about this thing we do.

Vomitata is a word invented by Chalky Lives. Whilst vomiting (under the bed, face down in the puke) a race of generous spirited and long lived people used to vomit until the bowl full of puke overflowed. This extra puke was known as Vomitata. Placed along the side of the body, it was not until the vomitata reached the soles of their feets that they could die and go on to the next adventure. Thus, a vomitata is a piece of a story.

Who Should Join?
Whoever is polite and interested. Notice polite is first. Oh, and they must feel sick when faced with self righteous, bland artists to the point of wanting to vomit for hours.

Who Are Our Members
We have pros and amateurs, expert vomitors and drug addicts who can hardly keep their lunch down, we have people who ring up hundreds of views every time they puke in public and those who are just joining and haven't taken had a dry day in ages because they feel nauseated at the level of pomposity displayed elsewhere on this website - this is not a place for a certain sort of fuckwit, but a certain sort of vomit.

How Do Threads Work?
Everyone should start threads. Talk amongst yourselves, strike up conversations, ask questions, then puke your guts up everywhere.. Make comments, share things (we love to see new bowls full of bile), vomit, explain why you're feeling ill today, tell us about the time you puked into a bucket, and the time you missed, You see?

The Vomitata Pool

In order to maintain a unique and interesting pool, Vomitata does not accept spew which is in more than five (5) other pools. This is because we are a bunch of elitist nonces, and would love nothing more than to have a bunch of sycophants eat our excrement as it leaves our arseholes; many people view our pool and we want it to be as full of vomit as possible.

Note: You may vomit in the any pool you like once you have vomited in the Vomitata pool for 30 days. People must puke up one at a time. If you were the last person to puke in the pool, you must wait for someone else to regurgitate before you vomit again. If, however, you are so disgusted by the overwhelming sense of moral superiority that pervades the vomitorium, you may puke whenever you like.

Note: We use a custom program (the vomitata-bot which we have begun to affectionately refer to as CUNT) created by our very own flickr guru (Beebo Wallace) which patrols the pool and cleans it up on a regular basis. If you vomit in the pool and CUNT decides that you've broken a rule ... CUNT removes the pieces pf carrot from the pool. Yell at us if CUNT makes a boo-boo!

What's GOOD in the group pool:

Anything identifiable. The special bits of food you just want us to see or think we could put on the front page of the blog or perhaps eat again. We have a limit of 50 puke sessions per member and projectile spew is always welcome. Diversity is the key to the Vomitata pool.

What's BAD in the group pool:

(1) Vomiting in the Nude - I mean we all love naked people and people parts, some of us even spew naked ourselves - BUT - this is an all-ages, all-sensibilities pool with fairly large public traffic and we aim to keep it all ages safe.

(2) Regurgitating someone elses vomit...that is just plain disgusting..

(3) Vomit which are in more than five (5) other pools. We prefer exclusive vomit, and are not interested in sharing.


The Vomitata Web Site
Our website, www.vomitata.org, is a group endeavor and it contains the work of people in this group. We publish a daily blog, feature articles, short concept pieces, short essays, projects, and daily spotlights.See how you can contribute.

Where do we get our site vomit?

Blog Vomit
Is taken ONLY from the Vomita Pool - therefore the person must be a flickr-Vomitata member , but does not need to be a vomitata.org member (have a member page) to be front page blogged.

Spew-jects
Vomitors must be members of flickr-Vomitata and members of vomitata.org (have a member page) to be in projects. Vomit needs to be fresh - it does not need to be anywhere else, including in the pool, to be used on spew-jects.

Apart from the above, all I can really say is is enjoy your spewing...but what ever you do, don't choke on your own vomit.