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Is *this* an empty chair

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Vic_DiCiccio  Pro User  says:

The discussion threads have schooled me somewhat on the zen of the empty chair, and now I wonder what y'all think of this one:


Posted at 3:12PM, 8 January 2008 PDT ( permalink )

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Mike-Chicago  Pro User  says:

Not empty. It has snow on it.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Denny Mack  Pro User  says:

I would consider it empty.

The snow hasn't been placed there, it's an empty chair that happens to be out in the elements.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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richpix   Pro User  says:

"Not empty. It has snow on it. "

So if it were raining it wouldn't qualify because there was water on it? If a leaf had blown down to rest on the seat it wouldn't be considered empty? What of the molecules of nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide that are resting on it?
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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mosielikesit says:

the snow and location leave it feeling even more empty than if it had nothing at all on it.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Mike-Chicago  Pro User  says:

...but...but..."if it had nothing at all on it" THEN it would, in fact, be empty.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Miscelena is a group administrator Miscelena  Pro User  says:

I think we've covered this in the past - and the admins were split - I say it ain't empty if it's got snow in it. Other people think weather shouldn't count... and yes, we've had the "full of air" conversation, which denigrated into people being accused of being "full of air", I think.

Hm. I think it's really more a matter of whether or not it's 'out of place' - this is a lawn chair that is, despite the weather, right where it belongs. If it were a desk chair (for instance) I think I might be more easily swayed to thinking it fit the group.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Michael448  Pro User  says:

emptiness is the absolute truth......or something like that.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Mike-Chicago  Pro User  says:

Thank you Miscelena!
AMEN
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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dannysoar says:

Most chairs that past the test did so with bribery or nepotism. They have nothing on them.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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thepaisleycravat  Pro User  says:

According to Scott Walker, "Emptiness is a place you're in".

Hope this helps :-)
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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num'eric  Pro User  says:

bientôt................OUI
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Mike-Chicago  Pro User  says:

What does Scott Walker know anyway?
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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The Picture of Sylvie Lueders  Pro User  says:

dannysoar!!!! Boycott'z still in effect.

Sheeesh...
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Zona Boy  Pro User  says:

I don't even think it's a chair. Therefore it is neither empty or where it belongs. I think it's a time machine hurdling through a parallel reality. That makes your question a TRICK question and you an evil ninja. An assassin perhaps. But I've outwitted you. I was not fooled for a second.

Now if you'll excuse me, This mask has given me a headache and I still have too pick up my cape from the cleaners before they close.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Robes of Earth  Pro User  says:

Laugh my donkey off, Dan! Good answer.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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kteneyck  Pro User  says:

Not only empty but likely to remain empty.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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dannysoar says:

Sylvie - There's a boycott?? What did Empty Chairs do to me? Nobody tells me anything. I know there's a girlcott but I don't pay any attention to the politics and antics of girls. Troll Troll Troll Troll Troll Troll Troll Troll Troll Troll. . .
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Miscelena is a group administrator Miscelena  Pro User  says:

Yes, it's been nice and quiet around here. Far less administration required, and I've appreciated the break.

Now move along - nothing to see here. ; )
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Vic_DiCiccio  Pro User  says:

Okay, so if it's not an empty chair, because it's full of snow, or not an office chair, or is actually a time machine -- my fave --, can we agree it's a chair in an empty place? It's a chair right on the bank of a huge Canadian lake IN THE WINTER, which is pretty much like the edge of the world.
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♠ i 9 m a r k ♠  Pro User  says:

empty chair not empty background with chair? heh heh didn't meant to offend, just stating what the rule seems to be for this group.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Miscelena is a group administrator Miscelena  Pro User  says:

Yeah, we're kinda going for *literally* an empty chair here.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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crazy3wizard  Pro User  says:

**Not even a Chair!! ***
It not even a chair...it is metal bent and shaped in the author's eye-image... so there for it's ART!! and as for the snow/and or is it empty!.. NO there is nothing occupying it the metal frame sculpture Art is neither empty or Full... but the "glass is half full !"
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Big Mike 42  Pro User  says:

Chairs are for people, as my mother explained to me a million times as I would go to throw something onto one. If no person is sitting in it, it's an empty chair, no matter what may be in/on it. This one is extra-empty because the snow gives evidence that it has not been sat in for some time, and even now would not be a welcome place for a human butt, in the absence of which it is empty. It is truly an empty, empty chair.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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crazy3wizard  Pro User  says:

Well. >mike42...I cant say that your mother is wrong....cuz they know best... but i kinda disagree... i don't see an empty chair....plus long time no sit in chair theory can be that it just snowed on the chair last night and he took an early morning pic. then the chair hasn't be vacant for some time at all....just a day or so!...
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Let's look at the Def. of empty!:
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emp·ty (ěmp'tē) Pronunciation Key
1.
1. Holding or containing nothing.
2. Mathematics Having no elements or members; null: an empty set.
2. Having no occupants or inhabitants; vacant: an empty chair; empty desert.
3. Lacking force or power: an empty threat.
4. Lacking purpose or substance; meaningless: an empty life.
5. Not put to use; idle: empty hours.
6. Needing nourishment; hungry: "More fierce and more inexorable far/Than empty tigers or the roaring sea" (Shakespeare).
7. Devoid; destitute: empty of pity.

* guess Mike's Mom was right after all.....(see mother knows best!)
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Miscelena is a group administrator Miscelena  Pro User  says:

No ... we're going with definition #1, I'm afraid. Let's get back to the '.....but it's got AIR in it!" whining, please.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Miscelena is a group administrator Miscelena  Pro User  says:

BTW: we admins are Definition #7 to your complaints. ; )
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Zona Boy  Pro User  says:

I pity the fools empty of pity!
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Cashaw  Pro User  says:

Then techincally nothing is empty, because there will always be something on a chair, be it dust, an unseen ant, etc...
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Vic_DiCiccio  Pro User  says:

Miscelena, you mentioned #7. Devoid is a very interesting word. De-void must surely imply removing the void, getting the void out, and therefore there is whatever is left after a void has been removed, right?
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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greynotgrey  Pro User  says:

You seem to be mistaking adjectives for verbs....
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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dannysoar says:

I'm with Vic. The only way to devoid a void is to put something in it. If you devoid a void by removing a void, another void replaces it. Now you have 2 voids. This would be counterproductive would it not.?

The only way to get your picture posted is with bribery or nepotism. Nepotism worked for me. I'm Miss Celanias mom.

So there Sylvie!
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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bootpainter  Pro User  says:

you're just playing with voids! Listen to my voids, zey are only semantics!
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Zona Boy  Pro User  says:

I used to play with voits. does that company even exist anymore?
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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E Welthorpe says:

Don't think we can't see you Prof. Person dannysoar.

T@
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Miscelena is a group administrator Miscelena  Pro User  says:

<--- got the void out. *smile*
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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crazy3wizard  Pro User  says:

Hmmm...... i dont know about that Miscelena!.....but

If we read, and we use #1 & #4 together .....then THE CHAIR IS EMPTY....cuz ;
{containing nothing & Lacking purpose or substance:}
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Then it must ! be EMPTY!! .......NO QUESTIONS ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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amy.analogue  Pro User  says:

nope. it's got snow in it.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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dal3on_temptations says:

beauty lays upon it...

it's not empty but i think to others it can be cosidered as empty...

love the picture...keep it up!

-im a recent new member of this group :)
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Vip 1852 says:

a chair is sat or stood on. If it's not empty because it got snow then the snow must be sitting or standing on the chair. But a chair can be used to lay something on, and definitely the snow is laying on the chair. But that's making a chair a table. I'm new here, saw the title and just read this thread and is this really less league of the empty chair than league of the out-of-place chair? Ergo, it's an out-of-place chair because it's being used as a table. Let all table chairs qualify?
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The Picture of Sylvie Lueders  Pro User  says:

We have previously flogged the snowy chair syndrome. Though admittedly this one does lack the lawnmower handle and scotch terrier.
Posted 5 months ago. ( permalink )

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krstl_blu  Pro User  says:

It's an empty chair with a snow cushion, henceforth I call it an empty chair. lol
Posted 5 months ago. ( permalink )

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bootpainter  Pro User  says:

the snowy chair argument is a bit Groundhog Day; how often do the same questions have to be chewed over, before they get boring?
Posted 5 months ago. ( permalink )

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