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This made me laugh a lot:
not only do i think it is a bit boring as moon shots go, i really don´t like the photoshop job.
The funny thing is that my picture is NOT a moon shot, NOR was photoshoped.
Here to see the how it develops:
www.flickr.com/photos/rpenalozan/17331250/
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My favourite comment so far:
"This is a photo sharing website not the Open University.
Get rid!"
at
www.flickr.com/photos/rentahamster/17297337/in/pool-delet...
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found this one
"i hate terrorist. deleteme6."
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www.flickr.com/photos/davidcharding/10727421/in/pool-dele...
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this is one of the more caustic ones from my submissions:
""this could be the last we see of brave Tommy"
Good riddance! He hasn't climbed more than a few meters, and already he looks like he's gonna crap his pants. Tommy gets an "F" for effort."
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www.flickr.com/photos/lexhall/16043171/
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This is an excerpt from one of kaddy's
"Do I hell as like!"
well do you, punk?
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Hourman I believe you are pointing to this particular gem.
He certainly eschewed my Escher!!
Which no doubt was in retaliation for this!
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"if people want nice they should shop elsewhere, that is made clear from the outset in this group.
as soon as things turn nice here i am off to throw stones at dolphins"
a nice one from lexhall- shopped from another topic
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I just nearly wet myself at the exhileration of saying this without any kind of restraint whatsoever. My God, what a liberating game!
;o)
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I've already been called a fascist. A fascist! See! www.flickr.com/photos/mickeydee/9381078/#comment5081643
This group is so awesome. How did he know I'm a fascist?
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Arrg- i just came here to put up the fascist comment!
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Am I the only one having "trouble turning it off"?
I just looked at one of my "regular" contact's photos and almost wrote "what were you thinking?!" under her newest post.
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Hourman, lol!
Is that what happens if you play this game? Should I just subscribe to the Poodles & Ponies group now while I'm still a courteous human being?
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ahahah guys I CAN'T stop laughing. I know this problem.
Imagine that soon it will happen to you out of the computer too: get a fightclub language to speak to your boss, etc...
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No Hourman., you are not the only one.
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DSutherland [deleted] says:
poodles and ponies rofl! I've laughed more at the photos and comments on this group... it's hilarious. But I hope people know what they are in for :)
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I must admit, I did wonder if I'd ruined the initial magical moment of my photo's capture by submitting it to you ruthless lot... Especially, Rentahamster.
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Here's a hysterical exchange (edited for brevity):
The Rocketeer says:
Remind me to not join the "Delete me!" group. Maybe I just don't understand the concept... the rules aren't listed on the group site (at least not prominently where anyone can find them). You guys are brutal.
tarotastic says:
Rocketeer: REMINDER: Do not join the Deleteme group!!
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I think this Deleteme group could be quite a stirrer of ethical conundrums...
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Mr. Chalk [deleted] says:
I have been waiting for this group all my Flickr life.
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Really funny Hourman - I had to remember to switch off criticism mode too!
Scared myself ..... and might have done irreparable damage to the unsuspecting recipient!
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"I'm going to start telling people that I'm now stupider for having looked at their lameass photo.
...and a worse photographer because they've made me blind in one eye"
-from Affilare & Hourman found in another topic
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"Nice one for your photo album, you can show your grandkids someday. Leave it out of here"
from WallaceJames on this deleted one
www.flickr.com/photos/boomboomboom/16473468
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Here's a gem from our friend Rentahamster-
"$10 says that chick in the photo ain't wearin' pants."
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"it is probably best not to upload a pic to this group to which you have an emotional attachment. if it is a pic of your newborn or dead mother or a special moment, don´t throw it to the wolves..." from drlynch on another topic
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that was really friendly advice, i think...
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vodkamax, I think you're probably right...
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Heh, tell that to Tampen:
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bastillekid [deleted] says:
goood god! good thing i didn't see that one! Down in flame it would have gone!!!
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I just found this one:
"Hourman is a jerkface. Deleteme."
It's true though.
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Vectormonkey [deleted] says:
Hourman, for the record, I'm a jerkface as well. I just felt kinda bad for the guy after you pointed everyone to that other pic. Good call, nonetheless, it had to be done.
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Vectormonkey [deleted] says:
Kaddy left this one:
"Happy Birthday
deleteme added from the Delete me! pool"
Cold, dude...
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I've just cried laughing from reading this thread. Here's my submission:
Spirit635
I like the subject and the composition, but the colors seem dull and the top of his head distracts me.
Mark Lorch
spirit, yes I can see how a head can be distracting. Shall I decapitate it for you? :-)
Spirit635 says:
The gushing blood would likely distract me more, thanks though. It's just the top of his head anyway, maybe we can get him a knit cap.
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"busy, dull, rubbish which would have been better had the lens cap stayed on."
-thanks a lot for this helpful comment mr Riv
www.flickr.com/photos/ooyooy/8450711/
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you're very welcome.
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"this shot is really terrible. stop wasting your time with photography and maybe take up the violin.
It'll be a while before I post again.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ihtsham/18453283/
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I just stumbbled on one from Barrybar (who is someone I consider to be so diplomatic). I laughted so hard at this one:
"You said it, not me. Although I wouldn't call a little hemorrhage a Faux Pas"
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Mr. Chalk [deleted] says:
Don't take it to heart, ihtsham. The violin is a great instrument.
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"When the tree actually does fall, make sure it lands right on your stupid camera."
hee
That damn Hamster. Doesn't even know how to spell his own species.
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i liked the one above that comment awfulsara--the one about the photo´s relation to the prefix of your moniker.
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This reply is the funniest one I got so far,
"OK so it's a dog - make it do something interesting, put a hat on it or a pair of glasses or SOMETHING
for goodness sake!"
thnx to Double Dice, it really cracked me up.
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I beg to differ miss AWFULsara.
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=hamster
Hmm, let's see what definitions there are for "hamPster...
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=hampster
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU BRAINLESS DOLT! I should have wished that tree to fall on you instead :)
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DSutherland [deleted] says:
So many great comments, I have never laughed so hard since I joined this group practically. One of my favorites was "your picture is so ugly I think it just gave my eyeballs cancer" (can't remember exact words, but that was gist of it)
ROFL!!!
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hehe, that was was nice too. Tampen, I believe.
Go sit on your missing P ham. Using actual dictionaries to prove your point is too easy.
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i hope dooda feels a bit better already
"after I type this comment I'm going to find several untouched freshly painted walls and punch through them after seeing this. None of it makes sense, but but if your goal is to make the world more hateful, keep posting."
on this one
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Thanks for that Web. That was one of my finer moments. Perhaps a little wordy though, I'd like to go back and edit a little if I may...
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always welcome,
don't be afraid!
°o°
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Jezmin, I've been a mild-mannered person all my life ... up until a few days ago when I joined delete me! and found I could tap a mean streak as big as the Klondike strike.
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i agree Barrybar. it is nice finally being able to make the tackless and egotistical comments like *syzygynick makes over in C.A.F.E.
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Mr.Chalk [deleted] says:
Nick was smart enough to give this group a wide berth. I think i might just have to do the same.
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Say it isn't so Mr.Chalk. I'm getting mixed signals from you, you want in, you want out, you want in, you want out. Make up your mind man!
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someday i'll have enough ego strength to post a photo for y'all to comment on because it's just so funny.
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Mr.Chalk [deleted] says:
i love a bit of the old in/out,in/out, don't you JoJo ??
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With you? Ummm, I think I'll pass
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Mr.Chalk [deleted] says:
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Barrybar, I totally relate! I'm learning lots about myself too.
I have to be careful though..it is sometimes striking outside of Delete me!
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I cranked out a debate with a girl today at work and I think she almost cried. I never relented.
Then when I see other stuff elsewhere I get an itchy finger as well. I have to ignore all of the other groups now because I want to blow up the threads.
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This is one of my favorite comments so far:
"This shot is so bad I threw up on the screen just so I didn't have to look at it any more."
from mark_lorch
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manart66 [deleted] says:
haha
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I filled my cup and then some. I've been here too long.
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hey ! it seems you're not receiving any more nasty comments
don't tell me you don't have any rentahamster comments so far
share them here
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rentahamster seems to have volatalised.
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well, not nasty, but since this has become a repository for best comments:
Makes bill nye the science guy look like a rock star
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DSutherland [deleted] says:
thanks drlynch I take full credit for that incredibly stupid remark. I'm so proud :)
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I totally love this one I just saw, from this photo
"ajdutsed ym motinor ot pitcure;
now i cna't see waht i tpye amynore.
tedemele (from Demelete! group)"
(comment by slo)
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I left my own favorite comment and then the silly person went and deleted not only my comment, but the picture and apparently their entire photostream. Whoa.
I've got to write it down and remember it for the all subsequent sunset photos.
Man was I disappointed that comment was lost to cyberspace.
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Yup, big props to slo on that one.
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By eris23:
"This is just another boring building-pic...burn it down"
www.flickr.com/photos/tbd/18849504/
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Mike Hourman has been on form recently
Just passing along a message on this one:
"This is God! This is really cliched portrait of me, and you didn't even attach a poem or bit of inspirational scripture in a bad flowery font! I smite thee!! (through a current member)"
Can you get the big man to give me some shooting tips mike?
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"looks like another bukkake"
Muahahaha, I've created a monster!
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lol - but never forget - i too had a good part in creating the bukkakemonster and i'm proud of it.
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bastillekid [deleted] says:
you should be proud, nothing like a monster with an angel face, hahahahha
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DSutherland [deleted] says:
"No treatment in the world is going to make this an interesting picture."
hahaha ok I almost fell off my chair
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My biggest laugh today came from this one of Genista's
So this is what earth will look like after the aliens have drained all appeal to use in their appeal-o-tron engines. I'm not looking forward to it.
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you guys crack me up!
i just started in this group so my biggest laugh came from this stupid thread. OMG, i never read so much nonsense in all my life!!
ROTFLMFAOOOO
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I second Jim's vote for Genista's appeal-o-tron -- that shit's just priceless
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Great one on a bad pic of someone's kid:
"This reminds me of my childhood...
...which was horrible. "
from publicenergy
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This from Guurp
I think I sneezed on my screen! Oh, no, that's just the picture.
Vote: deleteme
Oh well raised a smile thanks Guurp (not)
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"Flickr has 5,000 plus groups. What the hell are you doing here if your picture is so goddamd (sic) precious that it cannot be pissed on?" barrybar in another topic, you'r the king man
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"The beautiful thing about DeleteMe is that you can submit a photo that you really like and then:
a. feel good about yourself when it's saved.
OR
b. blow it off and talk about how much the DeleteMe group sucks when it's deleted." from I forgot
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"Can’t say much. It’s a wedding shot. Congratulations to both of them. Delete."
thanks Mar.co
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grebo_guru's original contribution to the ongoing discussion here on creative lighting technique in this image.
Looks like the light source was a black and white television.
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i think this is a great comment on a portrait of a hairy scot:
i don't know this guy, why the hell should i look at him?
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the best/worst i have left, just a moment ago - here
even Joserri voted delete
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Dan, there's another gem right below yours. Joserri and I spoke about it, and it turns out he has a mean streak and its coming out now but he was a little nervous about it before. I love to see someone turn it around for the better like that.
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Happy to bump this one up with this dandy I just found from Guurp:
How can I make a negative comment about a picture of a beautiful child such as this?
I know.
Did you cut off the top of her head so that you could scoop out her brain and eat it?
Follow the entire conversation here. It is bizaare and perfect.
www.flickr.com/photos/_sibi/17063544/?addedtags=1
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yeah, i was going to say that josé´s approach had been to only vote on the ones he liked--hence all the saves--but even before dooda´s nudge, he seemed to be hitting a few deletemes...
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C'mon give me some credit. I'm a really good watch dog.
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You're all getting soft and Guurp is getting nowhere.
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FC, you're the one that decided to not vote for some reason. Why would you do that to me?
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I visit that part of the world often and Matahari Sky still has his knife
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Did you eat the banana, or did you peel it for me to send it later as cream?
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I creamed it and made you some pancakes. Now stop trolling this thread! Bad monkey
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"sunfromgarden...deletefrompool"
He, he. Ziz tickles me.
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bastillekid [deleted] says:
Looks like we got a live one boyz, some UAE sack of shit pulled her pic and took off the comments...check it
www.flickr.com/photos/73917137@N00/19501880/
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If she doesn't like the game, I suppose it is all right for her to take her marbles and head back home.
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That loozer deleated our whole interchange as well as my critique:
www.flickr.com/photos/_sibi/17063544/?addedtags=1
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If find that deleting habit distateful, it's bad spirit and disrespectful to people's carefully crafted words of venom. Sissy shitpoops.
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I agree with Genista; that is why this thread is a treasure keeper. It is preferable to copy the memorable comment here, so it can be preserved.
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Here is another fine one by Ziz:
"i dont want to "make my own meaning", i want to be led somewhere kicking and screaming if necessary. I dont know where to look, i dont know whats going on, educate me please".
www.flickr.com/photos/22876695@N00/7941023/
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Sorry Guurp, I didn't feel it was prudent to save the entire conversation. Perhaps I ought to have. I liked it when you said
"I'm going off to work"
and she said
"I'm going off to english lessons"
and another good line was
"did it taste like metallic meat and scrambled eggs"? or something to that effect. I'll edit if you know the exact line. It was quite good.
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