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It reminds me of the traffic accident scene from Godard’s Weekend.
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PLEASE... DO NOT EAT THE FUCKING APPLE.
I like apples
...nuff sed!
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ha
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oops - I think I have been guilty of #38. Not deliberately - I was bored one day ... and I can't even blame BHL for it. :(
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Las Tonterias [deleted] says:
BHL does have its uses
[http://www.flickr.com/photos/32794040@N03/3338538811/]
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Yup, I used this one just a couple of months ago; twelve hail Marys from me as pennace.
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ha ha, I just left a comment.
I quickly caught up. Went for a quick weekend trip to the Netherlands without internet.
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you managed to catch up? Good grief - I struggle after one day... (not that I'm ever away for one day.... even if I say I will be)
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I have to admit, I didn't look at all the links :D
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hey, i'm here at least a couple times a day and even i have trouble keeping up!
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I think before long a weekly summary will appear in the Soap magazines ...
"Trish faces up to Barry, there are saucy goings on down on Emmerdale, meanwhile on the Travesties this week ...
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Please check the notes.
I can't remember if they were sh*t.
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You're being charged with offence #35. Judged without jury and no parole. Hung, drawn and quartered at noon tomorrow.
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I do believe that photo needs tags too ...... :)
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I love you ArchedRoof.
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OK, its way too late for me; see y'all in the morning. A bottle of red has done it for me.
Yawn.
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Thats a yawn for me, not because you're boring. Hell no.
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He's gone to bed. I suggest some tag terrorism.
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Isn't that Ian Paisley ?
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No no no no no no no no no no no yes.
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goodnight (and dare I suggest you sleep with one eye open ... there's some evil plotting going on..)
I hardly dare announce when I go to bed now....
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Were you in The Proclaimers by any chance? :-)
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Re: Hull (sorry a page behind). Spiders nightclub, is it still there? Brings back memories: Pink vomit the first (and last) time visiting my then girlfriend's parents.
Hull's really not all that bad.
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At times I just have to use the weird angle, the wide angle doesn't distort words that good. Probably makes me a sinner without salvation. “So it goes”.
I liked Kid Shelleen in that Cat Ballou movie (Lee Marvin won best actor that year at the Oscars for that role). It has something to do with reinventing the western genre. It shows how important it is to use the antihero in the proper fashion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2cvt7p_7Dk
7 left, 26 right, 14 left (digital bokeh, Panoramic stitch togethers, digital Orton,).
I will try that then. See what comes up.
Now I hope this makes sense, I can never be clearer than this.
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Now I hope this makes sense, I can never be clearer than this.
Is the only line I understood.
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Now I hope this makes sense, I can never be clearer than this.
Comedy gold!
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ummmmmm what did you say?????
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Schrodinger*s Cat [deleted] says:
7 left, 26 right, 14 left (digital bokeh, Panoramic stitch togethers, digital Orton,)
Holy shit! Now I get it.
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I still don't ...
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OHHHH.... 2:00 in. I'm getting there. Slowly.
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dammit - it's a secret code? I need to know now... :(
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my brain hurts.
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that really is the clearest he's ever been...
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This is like the emperor's new clothes. Everyone can see but me ...
I feel very sad now.
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Wow, it all makes sense...
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damn you too!
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Now then now then, what's all this shouting? We'll have no shouting here. This is a local thread for local people, we'll have no trouble here.
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If anyone would care to enlighten me in the next 2 mins, before I go to bed, then feel free.
Otherwise, I don't think I'm as happy coming over here anymore, feeling like you all know something I don't.
I feel like I must be the most stupid person around not to understand the joke (if it is one)...
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For my part, I was just winding you up, but I did have a cosmic epiphany when I watched the video, at 2 minutes in. Still don't really understand photo208cam
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I'm loving this post and all it's comments.
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Great isn't it?
well, thank YOU for letting me know I'm not on my own. Still feeling sad now though, so I'm off to bed. Not sure when I'll next get online - probably around midday at work tomorrow, due to the ongoing restrictions.
Goodnight all x
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yeah no seriously, the man makes no sense.
but that video was kind of fantastic.
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Schrodinger*s Cat [deleted] says:
it's simple really... is thinking in random algorithms and applying it in a completely relevant way to the PEO's (that's Photographic Editing Offences).... pretty standard MO for people who.... best I stop right there.
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A belated BRAVO! to you, ArchedRoof. If Flickr has any sort of archive -- hey, they do, the Blog -- this list should be in it.
And thank you especially for the new trend of layers (#30). Saw a photo today that was getting all kinds of praise, but I had to be the wet blanket and say something to the effect of "uh, less is more". The two layers were a very nice picture of the photographer who is a 16 year old female, and an upward shot of rosepetals -- the combination looked like a "tribute" by a literal wanker due to where the leaf "blotches" fell. Not the effect sought, miss.
Keep up the good work, there's way more than 38 offenses. :)
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Somethings in life … you can’t understand.
Like take me for instance I can hardly understand myself (I know go figure)
Does it bother me ? A bit… Should it bother you, none what so ever.
« So it goes » is in the beautiful memory of Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s Slaughterhouse-Five (65 on a list of most often banned book)
« The story continually employs the refrain So it goes . . . when death, dying, and mortality occur, as a narrative transition to another subject, as a memento mori, as comic relief, and to explain the unexplained. It appears one hundred sixteen times. »
So may God bless Billy Pilgrim 116 times
It is a time to move on
To rob the train. To go beyond HDR, and Bokeh, and frames, at least for a few days
( Now you can’t say that this is void of sense, to jump with the cash, to write the byline, to flow with creative juices, to fry melt in mars land, man How many versions did they make of King Kong ? Not one to many I hope)
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Schrodinger*s Cat [deleted] says:
Yes, I did get the reference to the antihero and train robbery and PEO's.
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Have we done dumpr yet? Because your dull cruddy piece-of-shit wankfest of a snap will look so much better warped into an egg shape, framed in a 'museum', or made into a 'sketch'.
Oh yes.
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Schrodinger*s Cat [deleted] says:
that definitely must be PEO#39
It's in the realm of #20, Planetoids, BUT it goes sooo much further...
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Thanks for alerting me to that stuff. I'd never seen it before. My first reaction was "wow, that's truly abominable." As I browsed through the pool that reaction did not diminish. In fact it became quite overpowering.
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Arg! That's off the scale! They put BHL to shame in the crapness league.
* wipes ejected lunch from the screen *
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Las Tonterias [deleted] says:
But then again ... it is the "coolest place for digital photography" ... you wouldn't want to be seen to be uncool now would you?
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i love this post
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wow. i mean, good god WHYYYYYYYY?
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~ fernando [deleted] says:
I am just catching up... reading all of these comments, is like getting hit with a bag of ass. Geez!
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I think this is the good use of BHL that proves that it is a bad site. I am hoping that this makes it to Explore.
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~ fernando [deleted] says:
I agree... it reads fluidly, but like any fluid, it is difficult to catch it with my hands.
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Let's not go there, it is a family show after all ...
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~ fernando [deleted] says:
Alright. Let's go with:
It reads like the sand of time(*), but my brain is really a sifter in space. There is no space-time continuum to be had.
(*) though perhaps confined to a small egg-timer thingie.
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Ah yes ... you could almost say "like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives" ... that would make a great intro for a tv show don't you think?
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~ fernando [deleted] says:
It has a nice ring to it, and I hope someone on TV land would capitalize on it, because really... corny is not promoted enough. Queen also made a song out of it. (NB: apropos, I think that Queen video has a few violations of the ethics we speak in this magnum opus of a thread, when extended to video.)
I think if photo208cam wants to add a poem to his photos, in accordance to #22, then he can use a variation of those words.
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Lee Marvin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5CmwD_lWfs
He said it all
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So did MacDonald Carey
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Schrodinger*s Cat [deleted] says:
If I put photos on a black background, is that still like putting a black boarder on it? or view on black?
~_^
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Guilty of both sins. A special place awaits you in Hull where small demons will flail you with pointy things for your transgressions. Followed by a week in Scunthorpe.
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OK, woke up this morning trying to catch up with the late night posts, and now I'm confused. what were you all smoking last night?
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Go forth and multiply my son.
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nice vignettes... is vignetting on the list yet? ;-)
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PEO? Piss-taking Executive Officer? I've met a few of those.
Vignettes, heavily done in a very unsubtle way should be included for sure. Very faddy at present. More Lightroom presets than you can shake a stick at that will do this.
Hmm ... that reminds me ... the use of any Lightroom preset published by www.lightroomkillertips.com/. Make your photo vignetted and bright purple at the touch of a button. Excellent.
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*runs away to buy lightroom for killer presets*
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Vignettes actually taken with a Holga are somewhat different, of course :o)
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Vinaigrettes made with plenty of garlic and pesto are allowed too.
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It's up there.
I just had a thought.... WHY do people remove EXIF data?
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Government agents will find out who you are and steal your weapons if you don't.
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Yes, but they have to applied with a brush, in order to qualify.
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Who? The Government agents?
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Have you all of a sudden assumed voluntary leadership of this cause/thread?
Handing over rights of editing the OP and keeping order is much harder than it looks.
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Arched Roof, umm, PS save for web just removes the exif without asking. Nasty nasty.
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I KNOW! I've lost important data (Well detail I'd like to have kept) before by doing this and misplacing the original file.
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OK - i'm back on - lunch time.
I have no way of catching up because I still don't understand most of what's been said above.
I'll assume that i'll never understand what photo208cam says - and I can live with that I suppose!
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"I'll assume that i'll never understand what photo208cam says - and I can live with that I suppose!"
I read it as "just say no to drugs".
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I've just popped home from work to see what it was that I did last night with a feeling of trepidation. Peter and Ted. I am evil. Excellent. Oh well, back in about 4hrs for more terrorism.
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TBB - Peter and Ted were inspirational!
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Schrodinger*s Cat [deleted] says:
I paid a good 6,000円 for a plastic camera just to get those vignettes.
Though, must say that there's been recent hair pulling and eye-scratching on some Holga threads over the iPhone-Holgaised uploading ......... photo208cam can go sort it out for them.
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Don't knock the iphone and all it's incredibly handy photo apps.
www.flickr.com/photos/i-phone
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Schrodinger*s Cat [deleted] says:
Ahhhhhhhh.... molopix cool like the Lomo SuperSampler.
But will chicks dig me more if I flaunt an iPhone or a Super Sampler???
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Just went for a drink, finished a bottle of sambuca, woke up in my friend's bed with him and his wife and now I don't understand what's going on here. I tried to catch up... honestly. Is there any brief summary?
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Jeesh I'm away for the weekend and it's not too bad catching up. I'm gone since last night and all this has happened.
was hoping you had one. Ask your friend and his wife. Perhaps they understand more
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Frankly I'm more interested in this:
woke up in my friend's bed with him and his wife
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I though that was too obvious
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Schrodinger*s Cat [deleted] says:
woke up in my friend's bed with him and his wife
... did you have your camera with you?
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I was going to get in on the way there yesterday and forgot ((((
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Solarization.
Partially reversing the tones in your photograph. That couldn't possibly make it look shit, could it?
Oh.
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Solarization; thats just nasty!
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HDR to the max?
www.flickr.com/photos/johnmueller/3336067428/
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Jelltecks.
#5
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Yeah, I just thought how the heck did that make explore today? And all the comments.
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You are artblind. Accept it.
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I think I'm going mad...
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No, the whole world is. Simple as that.
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I've sneaked out of work early, so I was able to create this fantastic creation;
Blame Yersinia
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Oh yeah. Blame me. That's right.
I'm not responsible for your failure to encase that in a tasteful museum frame, admired by appreciative patrons of the arts, am I?
It's time you faced up to your own responsibilities, and admitted that it's your own lack of artistic sensibilities.
Innit.
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