Bin Laden... Is This Him???

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Osama Bin Laden's out there somewhere.

My aim with this group is to try and help the world's authorities to find Osama Bin Laden.

We live in a MASSIVELY networked world now. And most of us have cameras on our phones.

So let's act TOGETHER to find the number one most-wanted-man in the history of the world!!!!!! (I wonder who the most-wanted-woman is? Could be Charlize. But I prefer Janeane Garofolo -- uh... if anyone knows her, will you please tell her I think I like her. A lot. A LOT. Thanks.)

And Osama could be in disguise.

He's been at large for so long, he may even have had plastic surgery. Maybe his so-called 'health problems' were really just a plausible excuse for him to get 'medical help'. Sure. 'medical help' is just a secret code phrase meaning 'expensive plastic surgeons'.

This means his hair colour might be different. His face shape could have changed. He might have a Michael Jackson nose. (Although, I think that's been trademarked, so I somehow doubt it. And he's too old for Michael Jackson anyway. And he's Muslim, so he wouldn't even take a sip of the wine Jackson apparently offers his targets.)

Here's how we'll find this guy...

1. If you see ANYONE who COULD POSSIBLY BE Osama Bin Laden, take a snapshot! This could LITERALLY be anyone. That guy in the checkout queue ahead of you, grumbling, acting suspicious? Could be Osama. That 'traffic officer' who 'inspected your license'? Osama. (Within reason, of course. I reallllllly doubt that Osama would have had a sex change. And if he has, he's probably wearing the full traditional garb, and he's probably at home cooking or something.) If YOU think the person COULD POSSSSSSSSIBLY BE OSAMA, take that picture!!!!

2. Post that picture on this group.

3. But please ensure that you obey the next rule... it's THE most important part about this whole global example of civi duty... and I'm gonna be as ruthless as Osama himself in ensuring that ONLY photos with the details in step 4 remain on this group, okay?...

4. Your photo of a potential Osama Bin Laden is only be useful to the CIA or other world authorities if you make sure you leave the date and time of your sighting, and the exact place. If you've got the street address, brilliant! If you've got the nearest cross street, even better. First prize, though, goes to anyone supplying GPS co-ordinates.