Big Ass Shades Worldwide

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About Big Ass Shades Worldwide

THESIS
What the world needs now is big ass shades. Corey Hart knows this and so should you. In the famously misquoted words of Milton Bradley, "People who [wear big ass shades] will change the world. [Big ass shades] are frightening in a good way. Are we done here?"

HISTORY
It all started when joytothehurled posted an image of her and a few of her friends all looking seriously dope in a pair of big ass white-rimmed aviators. One of her foreign Flickr friends, jeffreyworthen, saw how instantly cool the big ass shades made joytothehurled and friends look and requested a pair of his very own. joytothehurled went to the store and, to her horror, discovered there were no more big ass white-rimmed aviators left, so she had to get jeffreyworthen the big ass silver-rimmed ones instead. but that's not really important. what is important is that the love of big ass shades and looking damn fine in them was spreading across the land like rays of UVA and UVB.

CALL TO ACTION
So Flickr freaks and fanatics, cover your corneas and get snapping. Just remember, when it comes to sunnies, the bigger the better. Which is why we're taking this mission worldwide. Go global or go home, as I always say.

SPECIAL THANKS
To The Eighties, Jackie O, The Olsen Twins, Nicole Richie, Arnold Schwarzenegger as "The Terminator" and God.