Concrete Animal Farm

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About Concrete Animal Farm

Bring us your yard butts, your plywood silhouettes of cowboys, and your porch geese in little costumes! We want yards cluttered with ornamentation, shopping malls with scary art, and the peculiar amusement park rides.

Show us your concrete animals and gnomes and kissing dutch children. We want to see your tiny windmills, miniature pagodas and bridges barely big enough for housepets!

We live for your home soldering projects, cars with daisies coming through the engine block, the wagon wheels, and life size chicken wire topiaries in the shape of giraffes. (We'll even take your junk piles, although there actually is another group for that.)

Got gazing balls? Good!
Got gazing balls with Godzilla next to them? Even better!

Show us what your neighbors put in their yard! (And if it makes you snicker behind their back, well, that's just gravy!)

It doesn't have to be concrete. It doesn't even have to be an animal. (It doesn't even have to be all that tacky.)