Nautical humour

pjbharrison 1:28am, 1 January 2011
In the spirit of a Happy new year I thought I'd start a topic on nautical humour

Stole this one from the Skerries Sailing Club site

From the dock the woman watched as the salty old sailing captain skillfully docked his boat. She was impressed that such an old man would still be sailing at his age. She decided to wait until the sailing captain disembarked. As he did, she asked him, "Captain, what is your secret to leading such a long and productive life?" "Well," he said. "I would have to say it's because I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whisky every week, eat a lot of fatty foods and I never exercise." "Wow, that's amazing," the woman said. "exactly how old are you?" He answered, "Thirty-one"
Amelie (Bazzo-nl) 8 years ago
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