Ok , Narcissus , I know you are somewhere out there.
Show us those nice selfportraits. After all nobody knows yourself better then you do. Nobody knows your best side better of your worst.
Show us your photoshopped self-portraits- your fantastic selfportraits , the ones you liked best. Did you changed your eye-color , made your ears smaller...or did you went extreme or wacky. There is no limit on creativity.