I Hate Digital!

Do you still use film? Do you value quality over instant gratification? Are you in your twenties but feel like an oldtimer? Are you skilled enough to take a successful photo without seeing it right away? Do people make fun of you for using film and you become irate? Do you LOATHE the sight of pixels? Do you use a camera that is 20+ years old? Do you like "the classics" in photography? Do you think digital and photoshop hurt the authenticity of photography?
Please join if you answered yes to any or all of these ?'s. Let's pool and discuss. Please, only photos taken with film....I know, I have no way of checking but PLEASE.