700 Mole-men

This group is reserved for the upcoming list of 700 Mole-men that will be handed down to us via John Hodgman's next literary work of Complete World Knowlege. If you're not sure what I'm talking about, go buy Areas of My Expertise. Mr Hodgman has said that he's very flattered by the spin-offs from the original 700 Hoboes group, but has asked us not to make up a list of 700 Mole-men since he's putting that in his next book.