Schilder, Schmilder [signs]

This group is mostly about "Schilder", which is german for "signs". Please add only funny, irritating, light-in-the-head, clouded, mazy, confused & scatterbrained signs or any other signs you find sufficiently funny, irritating, light-in-the-head, clouded, mazy, confused or scatterbrained or signs, that someone could find funny, irritating, light-in-the-head, clouded, mazy, confused or scatterbrained or not.