About Vogon Poetry Appreciation Club (Photos>1 month: Views<25)
Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the Universe.
(pull up a chair...)
Are your photos often complimented with 'well... they're not as bad as Vogon Poetry now are they'?
(strap yourself in...)
Do brave folk look at your pictures, froth at the mouth and pass out?
(won't be a moment...)
and yet you actually like it, especially the metaphysical imagery and the rhythmic devices counterpointing the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the...
What? Oh, yes, I'll get on with it then.
(Now where was I?)
(Right!)
If so you've come to the right place, Vogon Poetry Appreciation Club!
This is a Views Group for those wonderful shots that, even though they're fantastic if not brilliant works of art, have been on Flickr for one month or more and inexplicably still have 25 views or less. Faves don't count; have as many as you want and still post your photo here if the views are 25 or less.
A list of Rules:
- photo has been on Flickr for one month or more
- photo has 25 or less views
- Vogons are family oriented so: no porn, no nudity, no violence (implied or other)
- Vogons are also short tempered so don't post porn, nudity, or violence and palm it off as artistic porn, nudity, or violence. Even the artistic stuff is out.
- and none of that fruits and vegetables pretending to be porn, nudity, or violence, either.
- and especially none of the 'paste the face of my least favourite politician onto this here photo 'cause I think it's a real hoot' stuff. This is Azgoths of Kria material. Even Vogons have their limits.
- when your photo has more than 25 views it's clearly not Vogon Poetry Appreciation Club material and should be removed from the Group Pool. We have to maintain standards and frankly if 25 or more people can actually look at your photo's thumbnail and risk full blown exposure with the real thing... far too good. Out with it. And congratulations!
Leave your photos in the pool and I'll throw them out when required, giving them the much sought after (dare I say 'Coveted'?) Vogon Poetry Appreciation Club rejection notice.
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If you wish to tag your photo (and this is entirely optional) please use:
vogonpoetry
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(I would like to sincerely thank the late Douglas Adams for his inspirational trilogy The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy without which the Vogon Poetry Appreciation Club Group would not exist. So long, Douglas, and thanks for all the fish.)
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